Hagrid: Who told you about Fluffy?
Ron: Fluffy?
Hermione: That thing has a name?

[about Fluffy]
Hagrid: I lent him to Dumbledore to guard the...
Harry: Yes?
Hagrid: Shouldn't have said that. No more questions, don't ask anymore questions!

Hagrid: [about Fluffy] Just play a bit of music and he falls straight asleep... I shouldn't have told you that!


Hagrid: You're a wizard, Harry!
Harry: I'm a what?


[looking at a recently-hatched dragon]
Hagrid: Isn't he beautiful? Oh, bless him! Look! He knows his mummy! Hallo, Norbert!
Harry: Norbert?
Hagrid: Yeah, well, he's gotta have a name, don't he?

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