Woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah hold it, hold-up, wait - wait a second. Busta: I got news for ya, you're way way way too-late. We realise, how important this showcase is to my profile and we couldn't rely, on somebody who was gonna make their decision 8-YEARS AFTER JONTY RETIRED FROM TRADING?! So we all, have gone-out and found a thing to showcase on my profile. It's not you. As a matter of fact it's something that hates being traded just as-much as all of us. That something, to be showcased on Geezer Grace's showcase is D̶a̶n̶i̶e̶l̶ ̶B̶r̶y̶ the Level 100 Cowl.

Okay, so everybody out there thinks I got this mythical "golden shovel", that I got these magical powers that I can control everything and keep everybody's faith. Dude - I can't tell if you're a Grizzled Veteran: look and listen, THEY hold the Mann Co. Keys, THEY always have; THEY always, WILL. But you gotta blame me, fine I've been hearing that 'racket' for ten-years and I ain't tired yet - I'm strong enough I've been called a-lot worse, by a-lot tougher. BUT you actually believe, that I'm a shark; that I hold everybody down: that I swim to the top and keep them under-water at any-and-all costs... imma level with you homie - I haven't front-paged Outpost in 8-years. I'm yet to receive a Blood Botkiller in Operation Oil Spill. I was honoured and privileged to earn a Rust Botkiller at this stage in my TF2 career, and use it as a beacon of opportunity to introduce new players to Mann vs. Machine on the Trade Plazas and Orange X community servers, just to name a few. YOU, took the Mann Co. Crate, as a demotion. And you sit there and blame me. Fine I blame you: I'M STILL HERE BECAUSE YOU CAN'T PLAY AS SCOUT.

In all seriousness, everything could be up-for-sale - cause you see, everybody's got a price: some of my items might cost a little; some might cost a-lot. But if you're the Million Dollar Man then it can all be bought..! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahahahahahah!