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I Wanna Dance With Somebody

Discover the secret crack den.
Unlocked 24 May, 2022 @ 10:00pm

No Way Trailer Home

Finish the same errand with all 4 Dude voices.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 3:28pm

We still ain't got no budget!

Kill 100 pigeons from thrown cages.
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 11:15pm

One Side, Gramps

Run over 50 people with the Mobility Scooter.
Unlocked 3 May, 2022 @ 7:50pm

Breezy, not sleezy

Get all 10 petition signatures while wearing the drag outfit.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 11:29pm

Holocaust: Part Trois

Reunite with an old enemy, again.
Unlocked 26 May, 2022 @ 7:56pm

4 can play that game!

Kill 4 fast food Banditos during the Mexi-Cleaner errand with the Fournicator.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 10:55pm

Look ma, I'm a HOBO!

Construct your homeless beggar sign.
Unlocked 1 May, 2022 @ 3:32pm

And remember, respect is everything!

Reach maximum Heat level with the fuzz and survive.
Unlocked 1 May, 2022 @ 7:57pm

Mean Kitty

As Cat Dude, kill 10 chicks.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2022 @ 10:26pm

Lynched

Kill all of the Mountain Men while searching for Champ.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 10:06pm

Lame of Thrones

Install all bidets in the Wipe Compound without killing anyone.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 10:55pm

Yippee Ki-Yay

Kill 7 people at the same time using the Revolver's Dude Eye.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 9:31pm

Scooter Tutor

Beat the Fix Race errand by crossing the finish line with a fully bloodied Scooter.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2022 @ 9:58pm

Highscore, what does that mean?

Beat all high scores in the Scooter Challenge.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 6:26pm

Dude Vinci Code

Collect all of the Royale Collection paintings.
Unlocked 23 May, 2022 @ 5:53pm

One of Uwe's Best

Finish all Rampages (aka Going POSTAL challenges).
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 10:55pm

Still playing with dolls!

Collect all Krotchy, Kunny, and Larry collectibles.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 6:26pm

Roadhouse

Complete the game by only using kicks to kill people.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 6:26pm

Passion of the Christ 2: Crucify This

Complete the game with no kills.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 6:26pm

Don't forget to wash your hands!

Flush after taking a piss in a toilet.
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 10:28pm

PISSASSO

Turn 10 toilets yellow with piss.
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 10:10pm

Can we fix it? No we can't!

Hit all barrels with emigrants during the Border Smuggler errand.
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 9:53pm