MYST IS STRAIGHT UP THE RAWEST ♥♥♥♥, MOTHER ♥♥♥♥♥♥. IT'S A GAME ABOUT BOOKS; YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HEARD OF THEM? BUTTERFLY IN THE SKY, I CAN GO TWICE AS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HIGH; TAKE A LOOK, IT'S IN A BOOK, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. IN MYST, BOOKS SUCK YOU IN AND TAKE YOU TO ANOTHER WORLD WHICH IS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SYMBOLISM AND MAKES IT HIGH ART. THE MONA LISA DOESN'T HAVE ♥♥♥♥ ON MYST AND YOU KNOW IT. YOU HAVE TO WALK AROUND THIS CREEPY ISLAND AND THERE'S ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ NOBODY AROUND, BUT WHERE DID THEY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GO? WELL PLAY MYST, GET SAD, GET MAD, GET GLAD, GET THE BAD... ENDING BECAUSE YOU'RE DUMB AS HELL. SERIOUSLY, WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS IS? BLUES CLUES? HERE'S A TIP: ♥♥♥♥.

ALSO, THIS IS THE ♥♥♥♥♥ VERSION FOR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WHO CAN'T HANDLE PRE-RENDERED IMAGES LIKE THE ♥♥♥♥♥ YOU PROBABLY ARE. IT LOOKS FINE, BUT I PERSONALLY THINK IT MAKES IT LESS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ATMOSPHERIC, SO IF YOU'RE NOT A ♥♥♥♥♥ THEN GO GET THE MASTERPIECE EDITION WHICH IS PROBABLY STILL PRE-RENDERED IMAGES INSTEAD OF THIS POLYGONAL ♥♥♥♥.

REALMYST GETS FIVE FIVES OUT OF FIVE-AND-A-HALF FIVES.