A long time ago, beyond seven di*cks, beyond seven rivers, near Gubałówka lived Tomisław Apoloniusz Curuś Bachleda Farrell, like this stove with a blower. One day Tomisław went out into the hall and thought: Krucafuks enough! How long can we eat oscypek! It's not good, it's not fresh and it's so fu*c*king expensive! And you can get diarrhea, because it's kneaded with your bare hands. If only it was made of cow's milk; but how can you tell the difference between a ram and a sheep? Hence the salty aftertaste. Tfu, disgusting. What do these tourists see in it. While Bachleda was eating his łoscypek, the stench of mutton dairy products was spreading all around the neighborhood. Even when the wind was blowing, the stench was like a foreskin,Hey. Bekasy could not stand it. The stench drove them away from their breeding grounds. The fish, in Morskie Oko, died, and in Czarny Staw, died. Bear Gąsienica woke up from his winter sleep and immediately went to take a shower. But he was not the only one who was so fu*c*ke*d up. It seems that after the bath the stench of guts and s8hit disappeared, but the smell of vinegar became even more unbearable. But the peculiar smell didn't only awaken the bear, it also awoke lusts, disgusting homosexual lusts. Snowy Cockodan, also called Yeti by some, gets a smergl when he smells the scent of dic*k hey. It just so happens that łoscypek smells the same way, the end.
The beast normally feeds on fruit, but vinegar awakens a perversion in her. The other night the beast came down the mountain to the pastures, led by the smell of her zipper. Unbeknownst to her, Bachleda Farrell was eating cheese. The first times went up in the as*s. Hey! Little Boy monkey-fu**k*ed Bachleda's Hirosima. Then Cockodan put on his "Big Ben" strapon and samshed balls on Curuś's beard. The monkey's nightmare lasted several days. Bachleda refused to let go. He only brought equipment, which made the monkey's eyes enormous. The Yeti could not stand it when Bachleda brought a jar. And when the jar broke, and Bachleda forbade to call an ambulance, but told to keep recording, the monkey went crazy. And it's been roaming the area ever since. And the video with the jar is available online