a big weirdo

peepee poop

ure large as a mf

idiot

Just imagine

imagine asking ur friends for cards to level up just to flex on them

hey there sxy

gets me hard when talk to this african straight from nigeria

hey bubby

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hey billy

y r u so gay

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

theres nothing i can teach you that youtube tutorials cant teach.

i used to be a silver in my first 1000 hours, and i know you can do it too <3

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Happy New Year

Graven, more like, Ima put your ass in the grave once I read your moves like a book 📖.

Merry l8 Christmas lol

Merry Chirstmas

The peeps below me are OP GAEYYY (no offense)

the guy below me is gayeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

this guy below me is gay

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new phone who dis,
o ♥♥♥♥ dat me

A husband says to his wife, "I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time." The wife thinks about it for a few moments and replies, "Your ♥♥♥♥ is bigger than your brothers."

Boy: "Hey, I like you and I was wondering if you would be my girlfriend."
Girl: "I have a boyfriend."
Boy: "I have math test tomorrow."
Girl: "What does that have to do with anything?"
Boy: "I thought we were listing things we could cheat on."

hello

weeeeeeabooooooo

+rep

i just saw someone need a gf pls

cringe account is cringe

thanks for being amazing

Weeaboo lvl 35

weeelll, technically the actual, true "weaboos" are literal cancer and don't even know it. These are the people who disowned their own culture in favor of Nihon's (that's Japan for most people) and do a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ job at that. They are a disgrace and should be educated in the ways of Kek. Hardcore Otakus who do nothing but watch anime/read manga all ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ day and have next to no social life other than the internet (/a/, anyone? Howabout /h/?) are the ones you refer to. Luckily, the weaboos are victims of normies as well, and are thus easier to comfort and educate, bringing them out of their dark pit of disgrace to join the happy otakus and meme farmers.

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It's 6:36 AM, day 215, mom still hasn't come back after she went to look for more mountain dew. Even though I want to go find her, I haven't got to level 1000 on call of duty yet. Besides mountain dew, our toilet paper supplies had run low while mom was out. God send help... this is xxmonstertruckkidxx, signing off. Day 221, mom finally came back and said we should try and leave my room to see if we can relocate. I called her a fool and slapped the hoe. Later that day, the supply of doritos started running low. Mom said I had going out because of how long it took to find stuff on the last time she went out for mountain dew. I had been forced to leave 1 level before 1000 on COD(BO3)

So, I went out with a Walmart bag to carry the doritos, but not before my meal.... of mountain dew and doritos. I headed straight, past the turdler, and was instantly on edge. I was so paranoid because I had heard the beast not far from where I stand. But in my head, I was saying to myself, the beast is only around at a certain time... unless it's already... 4:20. I desperately wanted to go back, but I thought of the spanking if I were to not return with more supplies

Still very worried and honestly shaking a bit, I knew to calm down and be very careful of the beast. When I got closer to the living room, the beast was getting louder. He seemed out of his usual place to be around these parts. I was hiding behind the couch, because I knew it was somewhere on the other side. I peeked out a little to see if it was safe, but there it stands... The RawrXD

It had to have gotten bigger. At least bigger than I had remembered. The beast's teeth were also larger than I remembered. Such a hideous beast it was. It was asleep next to its playthings. I had slid behind the 70-in. flat screen. The RawrXD must have heard me, so he woke up, and was coming my way. I could hear its massive claws tap against the floor with every step. Until he heard something outside. It was a vehicle outside that stopped at our neighbor’s house. From the sound of it claws I knew it was getting farther from me. I peeked up and saw him looking out the window. I was also interested and slowly went around towards the couch again to get a better angle.

I saw a man that was giving a letter to our neighbors. I clearly wasn't the only one who spotted the man since the RawrXD was letting out loud barks to try and scare him away. While he was being loud. I saw this as an opportunity to be able to move around a little quicker. I saw the delicious doritos on the opposite side of the couch, and without hesitating, I quickly grabbed what I could, stuffed them in the bag and ran back.

Once I got back, mom thought she was finna level me up... smh. I slapped the hoe again for thinking a scrub like her could ever be good enough. I had another meal after my little trip. And I thought to myself. Even with a small adventure making my heart beat fast, I knew it would be a long time before my last. After I was done eating I was tired and wanted to sleep. But thoughts of the hideous beast coming back made it hard to go to bed. So, I write... waiting for the morning ahead. This is xxmonstertruckkidxx, signing off.

Du Hast

Pfft ofc caren

Can I suck your big finger please ?

Enjoy your day!
Many Kisses and Cuddles to you <3!