"Give the meat a good ol rub. He he yeah boy."
And
"+rep massive rod"
And
"F is for friends who murder together...
U is for U won't live...
N is for no hope, no chance, and no escape! Down here in the dead dark sea!"

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

This guy is a fully grown black male. And he litterally cried in his mic when we lost on Dust II....