Stay away from my man homewrecker ♥♥♥♥♥.

"daddy!!!~" Guy Fieri shouted, his eyes going wide and heart racing
"Hello my little spiked gummybear." Sonic the Hedgehog laughed as he walked over to his little boy. “You look so potent.”
Guy was wearing the cute little lacy blue thong and matching collar that Sonic had given him for their 3 and a half week quarantine anniversary. it made Sonic excited to see him in that outfit.
Guy stood up from the pillows he was lounging on and tiptoed over to where Sonic stood staring.
"Daddy, you know what I want from you." he whispered into the blue cursed ear. “Breeding.”
"now Duckling, you know you don't get to make the rules. that's not how Daddy runs things."
"please put your super fast c*mmies in me Daddy!!" Guy begged. “I want to birth. Birth for you.”
"well if you insist. I guess I'll have to do what you say." Sonic smiled as he started to pick Guy up and bring him to the bed of pillows.
it was time to ride the bus to flavortown.

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IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA GUY THAT KILLED U!


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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE

This ♥♥♥♥ is the most overused face I've ever seen. I cannot handle see it in anything. It physically hurts to type or see it, even in examples. XD is so easily changed out with the same meaning, and changing it makes you not a normie. Just use lol, lel, kek, zozzle, ecks dee, and many more. You could even use an emoji as cancerous as they are 😂. Even Kaomoji would be better than XD, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ☆*:.｡.o(≧▽≦)o.｡.:*☆! So in short, just stop. If you unironically XD, find a different solution. Maybe that solution be as simple as changing what you use or as simple as putting a bullet through your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ skull, you will find your answer. Don't become a normie.

Like I said ... you have the lower body, and you have no upper body, you got a problem, you got a problem building ... wait a minute. You have the upper body, and you have no legs, you have the upper body you have no legs, you got a problem building your legs. You have an upper ... you have the you have the lower body and you don't have the upper body, the upper body, it's easier to build. So if you have the lower body, and you don't have the upper body, it's easier to build the upper body. You have the upper body and you don't have the legs, you got a problem, building the lower body ... NO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! You HAVE, the upper body, but you don't have the lower body, you got a problem building downstairs. You got the up-- the legs on the bottom, it's it's easier to build the top. Yeah.

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who the ♥♥♥♥ even are you like what kind of name is kriptini anyways ROFL get a life and stop jackin' it man you probably spend all day playing video games and watching chinese cartoons get out in the real world and make some friends and do something productive your time instead of dirtying up my steam profile with that garbage i like to keep my profile clean and you ♥♥♥♥ all over it leave me alone

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

IF YOU DIED TOMORROW I WOULDN'T BE AT YOUR FUNERAL BECAUSE I'D BE WATCHING.

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if u ever cannt Xlord Pagan Cyberberserker a nerd again i swear 2 allah m8 i will deck u

you are so cute

hey baby

Krip let me get that boi butt at the red roof inn up the street from me while he was in town. 10/10 would play solitaire with again

gah

yooooooooooooooooooooo

No u

Dis guyyyyyyyyyyyyy