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Phlebian Pygelsvine   United States
 
 
If u google my actual legit real name and look up images, there will be a picture of dwayne "the rock" johnson from the movie Hercules with a fish on his head. It makes u ponder. Does this accurately represent my life. I mean, theres a case for it... maybe. I think its a sign from god. Remember that other movie with the rock in it. The one where hes a fatass in highschool and can sing really well. Thats me like right now minus the singing part. Well, later in the movie the rock becomes really buff and succesful and that teaches the lesson to the viewer that bullying is mean. Well this part definitely doesnt represent my future. Wat does represent it though is how the rock after hes an adult acts like a literal ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and sleeps in a onesie. This is what i see myself becoming and hoestly what i want to be when i grow up. Ontop of that, this year i gained 20 lbs. and i said ♥♥♥♥ it, i might as well go all the way and go for the Jonah Hill look. Not even like skinny Jonah or regular Jonah. Im talking fatass Jonah Hill from War Dogs. I wanna be that!
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