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119.7 hrs on record
i died more than twice
Posted 15 May.
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5.3 hrs on record
"My love has the beauty of primeval life, the beauty of the slime mould under the trees, the protean beauty of the shapeless, the formless, pure and clean."
Posted 15 May.
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14.0 hrs on record (4.3 hrs at review time)
the recurse option in the menu perfectly sums up how charming and ingenious patrick's parabox is
Posted 15 May. Last edited 15 May.
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0.1 hrs on record
the highest secrets/MB ever
Posted 9 May.
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74.0 hrs on record (73.6 hrs at review time)
have you ever wanted to deal so much damage it overflows to be negative? or trip so hard your vomit converts u into a 1hp winged sheep? how about be killed by a ceiling lamp or consumed by hundreds of black holes cast by your past self? wanna get bitten by a sentient health pickup or use a deer and a cs degree for long distance teleportation?

if any of these appeal to u, noita is ur game. go from death after death to conquering a literal multiverse of secrets, wandbuilding and falling sand glory.

every run is different and every run is winnable — the game wants you to break it.
Posted 2 January. Last edited 8 May.
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