You're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ♥♥♥♥. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. I will ♥♥♥♥ fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kiddo

Hey! It's really cool to meet a girl here that likes video games. I bet you're pretty cute haha, not trying to be creepy or anything just saying. Do you have an email I could maybe contact you with? Or maybe you post on reddit? My name on there is darkshadow9181, we could PM each other since talking here wouldn't be so easy haha.

Thaks

The average person needs 2,000 calories a day.

The average ejaculation contains around 1 calorie.

That’s 2000 nuts a day or 730,000 nuts per year.

However the average ejaculation is 3 milliliters.

That’s 6000 milliliters or 6 liters a day of ♥♥♥.

The human stomach can only hold a maximum of 5 liters.

Imagine your entire digestive system filled to the brim with jizz every single day, it sounds awful and I love the taste of ♥♥♥.

To sustain yourself off of jizz you would need to be the ultimate cumslut.

So I watch scrolling through 4chan as you do as someone who sucks their own ♥♥♥♥ when I saw this image that immediately gave my monster 1/2 incher a raging boner took over my body as the image filled every crevice of my mind as the white fluid from donger seeped through my pants (I always went commando every chance I got) Into my already heavily stained gamer chair from 2001 (the gamer chair was my uncles sofa reclining chair I jizzed on during a thanksgiving dinner) and I immediately saved the image 4 times to my homework folder then violently shut the lid of my bell delphine themed laptop before I picked up my doberman puppy and used it as a ♥♥♥ rag then threw it out the open window into the streets of New York (The window was open as I like people watching me). I proceeded to open my bell delphine themed laptop once again and the second I double clicked on the homework folder the white flood continued

Infinite ♥♥♥. You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to ♥♥♥ uncontrollably. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your ♥♥♥♥ into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt. The ♥♥♥ accelerates. It’s been three minutes. You can’t stop ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to ♥♥♥ into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The ♥♥♥ is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the ♥♥♥ from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the ♥♥♥. The ♥♥♥ accelerates. You slip and fall in your own sperm. The ♥♥♥ is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose. Sprawled on your back, you begin to ♥♥♥ all over the ceiling. Globs of the sticky white fluid begin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your own ♥♥♥.