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39 of 50 (78%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2018 @ 10:57pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2018 @ 1:15am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 10 May, 2020 @ 2:00am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2018 @ 8:38pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2018 @ 7:32pm

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2018 @ 7:54pm

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 7 May, 2020 @ 1:11am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 5 May, 2020 @ 5:55am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 10 May, 2020 @ 8:43am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 7 May, 2020 @ 1:19am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 10 May, 2020 @ 10:13am

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 10 May, 2020 @ 9:49am

Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Unlocked 10 May, 2020 @ 9:48am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2018 @ 10:47pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 5 May, 2020 @ 7:09am

Two Girls, One Stick

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Unlocked 10 May, 2020 @ 9:48am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 10 May, 2020 @ 5:58am

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 7 May, 2020 @ 12:05am

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 10 May, 2020 @ 9:48am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 10 May, 2020 @ 3:48am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2018 @ 9:25pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 7 May, 2020 @ 12:23am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 10 May, 2020 @ 7:32am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2018 @ 10:45pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 7 May, 2020 @ 4:17am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 10 May, 2020 @ 5:51am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 10 May, 2020 @ 7:43am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 10 May, 2020 @ 10:03am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 10 May, 2020 @ 9:49am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 6 May, 2020 @ 10:57pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 6 May, 2020 @ 10:41pm

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 7 May, 2020 @ 5:09am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 10 May, 2020 @ 9:05am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 10 May, 2020 @ 6:25am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2018 @ 10:06pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2018 @ 10:06pm

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 10 May, 2020 @ 7:17am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2018 @ 6:33pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 10 May, 2020 @ 10:05am



Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.