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Funky Pop!

Found a Funky Pop collectible in the overworld.
Unlocked 2 May, 2021 @ 10:01am

Kasia, wróć!

She's never coming back...
Unlocked 2 May, 2021 @ 10:17am

Coming Out of the Closet

You got caught...
Unlocked 2 May, 2021 @ 12:08pm

No More Baby!

Tyrone Jr. managed to get out of bounds and fell to his death. You should have shut the door behind you...
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2024 @ 10:00am

Early Adopter

You played the game during Early Access. Don't be too harsh on it...
Unlocked 2 May, 2021 @ 9:43am

Billiards Pro

That's not actually how you play the game.
Unlocked 2 May, 2021 @ 11:41am

Oops...

You had to wipe your save data due to my terrible coding. Here's a consolation prize...
Unlocked 2 May, 2021 @ 12:07pm

Out of Bounds

You found your first mythic rare Funky Pop. Nice!
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2024 @ 5:40pm

Not Jesus

The pool is filled with epoxy, not water. There is nothing remarkable about standing on it.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2024 @ 5:24am

No Escape

Strange...
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2024 @ 5:25am

Zoil Skip

Perform the 'Zoil Skip'.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2024 @ 7:07am

跑酷

你在这干嘛 ?
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2024 @ 7:07am

Locked Up

There's only one way out of here now... Well, two actually.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2024 @ 11:40am

Seven Hundo

And you can't even do seven...
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2024 @ 8:49am

Gang Stalked

Encounter your Federal Agent in the wild for the first time. She kinda cute though...
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2024 @ 5:53pm

Baby Grabber

Put him down... Put him down!
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2024 @ 8:07am

Room 503

Hm...
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2024 @ 9:00am

My Masterpiece

Create your first piece of art.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2024 @ 5:21pm

Walk A Mile In...

Someone else's shoes.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2024 @ 5:11pm

High Voltage

This isn't safe...
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2024 @ 8:28am

Sneed

Sneed.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2024 @ 9:22am

Stuck

Idiot...
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2024 @ 7:10am

Art Connoisseur

Own the complete Hunter Bedin collection of art.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2024 @ 5:59pm

The "Other" Plane

Do these even do anything? The science says no.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2024 @ 5:51pm

Cuck-ception

Play Cuckold Simulator inside of Cuckold Simulator...
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2024 @ 8:45am

New Whip

Feels new, anyway...
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2024 @ 10:33am

Practice Makes Perfect

I'll do better next time...
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2024 @ 8:07am

No Call No Show

Skipped a day of work... How could you?
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2024 @ 8:46am

Movin' n Groovin'

Show off your moves.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2024 @ 5:48am

Strange Device

What are it's motives?
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2024 @ 11:16am



The Biggest Blackest Funky Pop!

There are now multiple legitimate ways to get this...

Genocide

Complete Chapter 1 of Anime Girl Genocide within 81 seconds.

Clocking In

Played for 8 consecutive hours without crashing. Impressive! Quitting or playing Snitch games will reset the timer.

Saving Lives

You put on the mask. Good. Now never take it off...

Hard Victory

You defeated her on hard mode... Impressive.

Flawless Victory

Defeat her without taking damage.

myspacebarisbroken

Defeat her without ever rolling.

Godlike

Defeat her without ever rolling, or taking damage. Insane.

Nerfed

You could only beat her nerfed version. Pathetic.

I'm Gay!

You identify as Gay.

I'm Bisexual!

You identify as Bisexual.

Full of Pride

Discovered the meaning of "Pride".

Genocide, But Faster

Complete Chapter 1 of Anime Girl Genocide within 46 seconds.

Makin' Bacon

Wasted 50 pigs during Tyrone's Arrest.

Making a Mess

That's going to be a nightmare to clean up... Whatever, not your problem.

System Error

What more would you expect from outsourced code?

Pig Roast

Wasted 100 pigs during Tyrone's Arrest.

Genocide v2

Complete Chapter 2 of Anime Girl Genocide within 50 seconds.

Simpin' Ain't Easy

If you don't dig the simpin' I could really care less.

The Spirit of Christmas

Discovered the true meaning of Christmas.

Push It

Push the button. A lot.

My New Friend

Who said you can't buy friendship?

Red Rocket

I dub thee... "Red Rocket"

Jackpot!

1000 Tickets! Wahoo!

Eyes In The Sky

Fixed the drone.

Terminated

Terminated from your job at GloboCorp.

Beer Exploit

Are you even going to drink them all?

Corrupted

It was only a matter of time...

Night Duty

Worked at night.

Funky Pop Connoisseur

Collected all 15 Funky Pops. Wowza!

Hangman

_ _ _ _ _ _

Pain in My...

Hard at work, or hard at work?

Loved and Lost

Not again...

Well Informed

Read all of the Pulse News stories.

I'm Blue

You suddenly feel smarter than you actually are...

CORN

Played CORN.

Burn The Witch

The evil artefact has been destroyed...
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