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Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2020 @ 3:07pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2020 @ 5:25am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 5:09am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2020 @ 8:44am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 5:01am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2020 @ 3:05pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2020 @ 2:46pm

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 5:19am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 9:13am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 3:52am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2020 @ 2:51pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2020 @ 2:51pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 1:22pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 5:33am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 2:52pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 5:38am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 3:24pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2020 @ 3:40pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 5:29am

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 5:31am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 5:50am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2020 @ 2:57pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2020 @ 1:20pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 2:36am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 5:21am



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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