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Masterpiece.

sick game

My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your game gave me cancer anyway.

im reviewing this game for the badge

good game but my friends won't play this game with me anymore. no matter how many times i ask him to play this game with me i am hit with a "well organise a time". WTF i just really want to play this game but i can't becuae kosta doesnt like it. please kosta, come back to me and play one game just one ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game. not that game where we played against a bot in the future and the bot won a space vicoty u dumb ass kosta;. and not that game wher u quit when i built a city near u. i ACTUAL BLOODY game . kosta u lil ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ face. i swear... devs i swear i will play this game soon, but i need kosta to play it. i can run this game without my graphics card but i cant run it without kosta. thank

Ever since my wife karen and my kids left me ive sunken so low into depression. i drank all day and all night. working all day in and out, times were so bad that my ♥♥♥♥ fell off and also my anus. but then one day i was browsing steam and i had a dream of this game. i download it and OH MY GOD, my life has changeed forever. my anus and dic gfrew back and i am so happy i also now ♥♥♥♥ 10 bttches a day and my wife came back to me. thank you so much man really appreicarte it . amen

Hi devs, i just wanna say... before i played this game i was in hospital suffering from terminal illness, i was unable to move, unable to speak and couldnt even express the most basic human emotions. but then the doctor recommended me this game and my eyes were opened and I COULD WALK again. it was teh first time i ever felt joy in my life. eyes that hadnt moves in years were begining to tear up and i saw jesus in this game who came to visit after and congratualate me. im so greatful for this blessing you have given us it will always be apart of me 4ever.The best part of this game is where u can put a block over the cornerstone and keep spawn killing ppl, i personally think that is a great addition to this game but unfortunately it was removed ... idk why exatcly but please add this back. please thanks. Thank you so much for giving me this new life i really needed. god bless

I DIDN'T EVEN CORNER CUT WTF MAN

this games cured me of my depression which i was diagnosed 21 years ago. I am a single mother raising 10 kids and this game has helped me to reach nirvana and find purpose in my life. Thank you devs.

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