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Pining for the Kijords

Put your first King to rest
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 11:31am

Kiwirriculum Vitae

Transcend and unlock professions
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 11:44am

Control Freak

Achieve complete controls through the transcendence tree
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 2:00pm

Great Deal

Unlock Everything Multiplier
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:20am

Wait, there's More

Unlock Everything Multiplier Multiplier
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 11:39am

Seasoned Professional

Unlock everything in a profession tree
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:05am

Archers go BRRrrr

Fire 150 arrows in a single second
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 12:00pm

Optimal Solution

Have potions of Tier 2 or higher active on all stations
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 1:04pm

Building a Future

Reach 2000% Fortify multiplier
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 12:27pm

Underground Klub

Purchase your first Branch krown
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 11:45pm

Long Live the Kiwing

Acquire all 5 Branch Krowns
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 1:21pm

Awahwah-some!

Reach Penance Level 5 in 'The Ranking of Kiwings'
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 5:52am

Hunger Strike

P1 - Spawn a King you're incapable of feeding
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 2:10am

An Arm and a Leg

Reach Penance Level 5 in 'Full Potion Alkiwimist'
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 2:14pm

Bricked?

P2 - You'll need an extra hand to gain Koins now
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 12:10pm

Mindless Kiwicking

Reach Penance Level 5 in 'Being an Archery Player'
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 10:09am

Omae wa Kiwickeiru

Reach Penance Level 5 in 'Clicky-Clackity Scarcity'
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 12:09am

Superstonkiwi

Reach Penance Level 5 in 'Koins All the Way Down'
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 11:58am

No Koin?

P5 - Become incapable of buying upgrades
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 9:26am

50% of my Power

Reach Penance Level 5 in 'Level One for All'
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 11:23am

I Choose You!

Hire your first pulpthirsty mercenary
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 12:13pm

The Very Best

Satiate the hunger of a pulpthirsty mercenary
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 12:07pm

Sets a Peel

Take your first shady peel
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 8:43am

Drip Kiwing

Reach the kiwi tier with a complete royal garb
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 2:41am

Drip Kiwingdom

Reach maximum visual tier for all stations
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 2:41am

No Turning Back

Fully corrupt one of your stations
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 12:12pm

Beginning of the End

Acquire your first Ki Piece
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 5:47am

The Painful End

Click a single Kiwing of Undeath 350+ times
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 1:24am

Maximum Dosage

Feed a Kiwing of Thirst two Max Tier Potions
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 1:05pm

One in a Brazillion

Eae parsa, firmeza?
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 12:12pm

Yes-no, maybe

Switch the hunting season excessively
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 11:43am

Bad Ratats

Unlock the kiwilashnikov gunner
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:00pm

Kiwilina

A weapon worthy of a kiwingpin
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 8:33am

Some kinda Kiwicide Squad

Assemble a team of fully-satiated mercenaries
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 4:52am

Without further ado

Summon a King without ceremony
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:18pm

Until Morale Improves

Keep your kiwis continuously miserable for 30 minutes
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:40pm

Dennō Senshi Kiwigon

Activate Sekiwity's protective shutter
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:40pm

Monkiwi's Peel

Suffer the consequences of greed for the first time
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 9:07am

Saikou Peeler

Decide to repeel a station's kiwi at gold standard or better
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 5:24am

Peel-Good Ink.

Have a station's kiwi at gold standard or better
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 5:24am

Kiw'it on the GROUND!

I don't need mo' potions!
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 2:14pm

One MILLION Koins

Have at least exactly 1 million koins (coins, but with a k)
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:14pm

Kiwillionaire... but Ten

Have at least exactly 10 million kiwis (kiwis)
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:45pm

100/100 Professional

Have at least exactly 100 tokens (profession points)
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 11:58am

I would Farm 500 More

Have at least exactly 1000 kurse (transcendence points)
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 8:33am

Cloverpeeled

Change the odds in your favor
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 9:01am

Odurawaz

Bypass having to wait for fortify
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:11pm

Phone a Friend

Receive a special delivery in a penance
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 9:26am

At Least it's Long

Get some archers to do your work
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 11:46pm

Little Kiwi, as a Treat

Make your wiwis happier with a treat
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 12:28pm

ROYAL RARITY!

Receive your first Royal Rarity Kard
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 12:28pm

WAH! KURSED RARITY!

Receive your first Kursed Rarity Kard
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 11:58am

o 0 o, What's this?

Gain access to the Kursed Factory
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 12:59pm

To the Moon?

Set your sights on the moon for the first time
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 9:53am



P3 - Low% Profession-skip (bad ending)

Run out of time without choosing a profession

Kingling Rush

P4 - Achieve 200+ APM when you shouldn't have

Aight, Imma Head Out

P6 - Refuse to deal with being unable to upgrade anything

Repeeler Mail

Cover a kiwi with a peeler-sharp coat of spikies
3 / 18

Kiwingdom no More

Fully corrupt all of your stations
3 / 5

Grand Necrophage

Have a single Kiwing of Plague spawn 20+ kinglings
0 / 20

I am Altering the Deal

I guess it could still be worse

Sins Weighing on your Bonuses

Recent reports show a massive anomaly in the timepeel kiwintinuum

[REDACTED] Ninja or Ninja [REDACTED]?

Repeel station kiwis 5+ times
4 / 5

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You did it! All of it! It was all you.
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