Recent reviews by koifishi

PLEASE play this if you have even the slightest interest in retro computing and the old web.

scream.

A little frustrating, since you have to walk all over, even with the faster bicycle, but an amazing game otherwise.
Please play this before you die.

pros:
- marble
- game
- spinny
- jumpy
- speed

cons:

If you played Nitronic Rush and liked it, then you'll love this. I know because 'you' was me!

It's awesome but I can hardly run it.
Not sure why I was expecting playable framerates, considering I have a GTX 1060 and my main pc has a GTX 1050.

Die alot. Fun.

Pros: Beautiful setpieces, nice atmosphere, good font, reasonably difficult, good models, good audio, and short campaign.

Cons: No storyline (if any, it's hard to follow), a few missing textures, easy to leave the maps, maps are too open, zombie enemies are just that but with disabled bodygroups, too many fast zombies, dead people look like they're sitting, one of the skybox textures is broken, and the pistol sounds annoying.

Other Thoughts: The text in the intro level is hard tom read at some points due to its color againts the glare of the sun.

7/10 needs work.

Being a teen, I went through a very rough patch of anxiety about where I'll be in the near future. Thankfully, I got out of that rut with help from afamily member. This game hits very _very_ close to home for me. I literally had to stop playing at one point and just think.

10/10 Relatable

I downloaded this gamne because I thought it wouldn't be so bad... BOY was I wrong!
>Be me
>Play on a map alone to learn controls and test graphics
>Meh, not to good but I'll give the benefit of the doubt
>Open server list
>see one server
>Join said server and IMMEDIATELY crash
>Open game again and try again (CRASH)
>Think welp, third time's the charm
>Try again and get in
>Play for five minutes and kill three people who can't shoot for ♥♥♥♥
>Those 3 people couldn't aim because of the sensitivity
>Feel empty inside
>Quit and open steam
>writes review

tl;dr This game seems like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Unity project and should e treated as one.
tl;dr2 This game would have potential if it was made better.