Hello, I am 60 year old walrus hunter in search of young walruses looking to be poached. I have been a walrus hunter for 59 years, and have been a professional for 58.9 of those years.I hunt mainly in Florida, but perchance Antarctica will be next. Due to walrus tusks being able to sense heartbeats over 4 bpm, I am able to successfully slow my heart rate to 3 beats per minute due to the fact that I might be the most professional walrus poacher (only if they are 15 btw) and I shall never be dethroned as the greatest the world has ever seen. Please do not let my awesome expertiseness get in the way of our professional walrus poaching relationship that we could establish, as I am hoping to poach many with your help. Walrus tusks not only sense bpm, but also pierce the sound barrier and that is why they are so sought after.

I actually got my eardrums blasted out of my skull due to attempting to poach a 14 year old walrus and also a 16 year old walrus, and both times it was awful and my ears bled and exploded and stuff like that of the violence category, however I only poach 15 year old walruses due to the fact of bpm sensing plus also maybe the sound barrier bursting abilities that they provide to the human poaching race of humans and Americans combined. If you seem to be aware of any potential walruses, perhaps around the 15 year old mark laying around, inbox me. I will be awaiting a response, with a smile on my face until then, due to the utmost satisfaction I get from my professional standing in the walrus community.

Hello, I am currently 15 years old and I want to become a walrus. I know there’s a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I’m different. On December 14th, I’m moving to Antartica; home of the greatest walruses. I’ve already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training. I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest walrus ever. If you have any questions or maybe advice, just inbox me. Thank you all so much ~~

signed by Tricky

This bro is so weak that the whole clan went on a raid on a house for 2 players, besides, he waited until the players came out, a very weak person, do not judge him harshly, he was just dropped head down after giving birth, and then his parents disappeared

scored 5 goals, but still not enough to carry this looser lol