KoalaGod
Federated State Of Micronesia, United States
 
 
FAQ
Anyone posting links to my account claiming the existence of hacks and cheats are scammers. In addition, PLEASE DO NOT fall for impersonators of me. If you ask for free items, I will block and delete you instantly.

Hello everyone. As you are probably aware I'm a trader. I receive many requests asking the same type of questions so I figured it would be useful to create a FAQ. I'm open to decent offers on items. Leave your item request as a message.

Q: Do you speak Russian and can I have free items? Are you really Chinese?
A: No, no and sorta. Ni hao!

Q: Did you hack, cheat or scam to acquire any of your items? How did you get so many?
A: I didn't do any of the above. I invested when prices were lower in 2012.

Q: Can you give me advice on trading?
A: I have knowledge of the current market and the current trends so asking me might help you in the long run.

Q: Can we be friends?
A: Maybe, depends if you have items to trade or fun to play with I will be the one to decide that.

Q: Do you own any alternate accounts?
A: I don't and never will. Any impersonators should be reported to Steam.

Q: Do you work for Valve, and/or any websites/corporations associated with Dota?
A: Never, But I wouldn't mind working there.

Q: Can we trade/do you want to buy my items?
A: Sure. If you have a good offer, by all means let me know. Leave me a message.

Q: Can you play Dota with me?
A: If you're on US servers then sure you might run into me.
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Chill (っ◕‿◕)っ ♥ 4 Jan @ 11:33am 
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⠀⠀ Happy Christmas! 🎄🎅🎁
Hope you have a good Christmas day! :biglove:
Scranton 22 Apr, 2022 @ 9:13am 
Don't mind me, just complying with the quests for steam level exp.

P.S.
Witty is a panty dropper
Bidoof 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:25am 
hi mate, can you add me? just for a quick chat