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After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

Do you even know who we are? We are a group of highly sophisticated atheist masterminds who make Christman’s shudder in fear. I guarantee the average IQ of a random redditor would far exceed any other social media filled with brainlet normies. We also house some of the largest power in the world and can easily change the course of human events whenever we want. Our power rivals even larger UN member nations due to our presence world wide. I guarantee that Reddit could topple entire regimes if we all, or even a fraction of us, if we tried. We should have used this power for good when the orange cheeto was in office. People on other social media’s simply speaking are idiots compared to us Redditors.

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Yo. I know this is a bit random but I just thought I'd let you know that I fapped to your profile picture. When I saw that profile picture of yours my veiny ♥♥♥♥ just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ jumped out of my pants lmao. idek how it happened it happened so fast - one minute I was a little horny and the next minute I could feel my semen pumping throughout my penis, pushing past the urethra, feeling it expand in my ♥♥♥♥ and eventually bloom out, spurting silky white seed everywhere whilst I let a loud moan, all the whilst staring at your profile picture. Sorry if this is awkward, I just had to tell you.