My Skibidistress You are the best, most beautiful and cutest girl I have met, no any girl around this world can replace you. You are the only one who can light up my dark heart, I really need you, please accept my love but I will give you something better than love. Your hand is really beautiful I really want to kiss your hand, your hand is more beautiful than any diamond, your face is bright and beautiful like a star. Without you, I don't know what will happen with me in this dark world, you are my light. You are the true most perfect girl in the world, nobody can replace you even in the future. Between you and me, you are a rose which full of spikes and I can't touch you, but with the love of god, I will take off those spikes and take the rose. Please accept me please let me in your heart, I will love you even more and nothing can replace my love

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♥♥♥♥♥ are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄) when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾)

😡😾*Bark*😡😾😁😍😝🤬I HEARD🤬😾😡🥀 U WERE😡😾😝🤬🥀 TALKING😡😾😁 TO MY JAKEY😍😍😝🤬😁😾😡

you 🫵 use 🥺 too 😌 call 🤙 me 🥰 on 😡 my 😳 cellphone 📱

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K-KITTEN... WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT NOT TEXTING OTHER ALPHAS? I TOLD YOU TO BE ONLY TEXTING ME??🤬🤬👿👿you haven't texted me in 78 years... I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU TO REPLY ON MY NEW WOLF FORM GRRR MAKE SURE YOU REPLY NEXT TIME. FAST KITTEN..... 🐺🐺 *turns into mega demon red dragon alpha wolf*😈😈 this is a warning kitten.... *eyes glow red* a very bad warning... *bites your hand* Wait WAIT KITTEN!! IM SORRY!! oh noo.... She's unconscious!! *gives cpr* KITTEN!! KITTEN!! oh no... She's not waking up!!! KITTEN!! NOOO!!!

True happiness can only be achieved through lust! Be horny! Be happy! always jerk off! Always buy as many "toys" as possible! Keep tje tabs for your favorite sites open! Sexualize everything! Look up porn of your favorite character! Look up shows where the writers had your same fetishes! (except if it involves minors) AND REMEMBER! WHEN JERKING OFF THERE IS NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF!

(except for the borderline illegal stuff and scat, that's disgusting)

I jerk off 4 times a day and I'm sooooo fullfilled :333333

So I (74M) was recently hit by a car (2014 Honda) and died. My wife (5F) organized me a funeral (cost $2747) without asking me (74M) at all. I (74M) was unable to make it because I (74M) was dead (17 days). At the funeral I heard my dad (15M) and other family members talking about how they wish I could be there and now I feel bad for not showing up. AITA?

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ame 30 May @ 4:54am
+rep A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets

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someone get this girl a

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A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets

+rep sneet snart.......

+rep meow. Meow. Meow, meow meow :3

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Its been a year daddy :( I really really miss you! Mommy says you went to the store to get some milk :o Anyway...

I am thou. Thou art I. Call upon my name, and release thy rage! Show the strength of thy will to ascertain all on thine own, though thou be chained to Hell itself!

BUHH

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+rep that was a fun match you qt!

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