come back babyyyy

I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love the widespread use of "🤨" emoji
back in my days when someone wrote something lowkey disturbing on the internet I had to type something long, like:

What the ♥♥♥♥ is this comment?

or write entire ass essays. Now you don't need it anymore. You just hit people with ayo? 🤨🤨🤨 and embarrass the ♥♥♥♥ out of them. The convo just goes like:

- so you know, I seen this girl and I thought about something with he-

- 🤨🤨🤨

- no no you know like every men sometimes thinks about ♥♥♥♥♥♥-

- ayo? 🤨🤨🤨

- it's just primal-

- ayo? 🤨🤨🤨
I JUST ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LOVE IT INTERNET LANGUAGE IS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ AWESOME

It's so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ great, the adrenaline made me legitimately ♥♥♥♥ my pants, and the dialog writing was phenomenal. When morbius said "It's Morbin time." It was such an amazing way to deal with current problems of our society. I actually got up and cheared when he said "I'm venom. Just kidding I'm dr. Micheal morbius at your service" such a beautiful way to showcase all their properties that made me stand up and chear, pants dripping with my ♥♥♥♥ and all. When they said "To humans it's deadly to bats its lethal" I actually came. I wasn't able to stop ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ because the whole movie was so amazing that I was literally erect. Eventually I unzipped my pants and I started jacking off to this masterpiece. Security came to escort me out but luckily there was a fight scene just then so I was able to fight them off using the moves in the movie. 100/10 amazing movie, made me ♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥ and fight.

Someone for the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ life of me help my brother (22) won’t stop saying “ITS MORBING TIME!” he found these words on fb or something and said its stuck in his mind and everytime he wakes up, ♥♥♥♥♥, sleeps, pisses, EVERYTHING he says “its morbing time!”

I’m losing my sanity, ♥♥♥♥ you morbius. That was very un-morb

In honor of Pride Month, I am here to say that it's morbin' time. Today, my fellow morbheads, we rise. I am proud to come out and express my true morbdentity to the world at this very morbment. I am a morbphile and I identify myself as morbsexual. My pronouns are morb/ius.

I at this point, had almost become God. I had blown up my house and set on fire to get rid of the evidence. At this point I, (20M) have been running from the CIA, the FBI, the police, the Secret Service, Interpol, the UN security unit, Disney S&P, and Google Maps. I have almost reached the final phase of morb. Soon my original being will die off and I will morb in the final morb. I morbing regret morbing Morbius. Oh morb. Im gonna morbing morb myself. Morb this. Morb it all.

So I (19M) was sitting in the Living room watching Morbius. My parents(senior citizens) visited to come check on me. They caught me watching Morbius and they got very upset because I have been through phases like this before. I convinced my mother (55F) that Morbius is great, but my father (56M) disagreed. So I yelled ITS MORBIN TIME and may have beat the living ♥♥♥♥ out my father. My mother(idiotic) then said YOU DID THIS LAST TIME DURING YOUR NFT PHASE so then I plunged her to the depths of Tartarus. My sister (19F) and her friend (18F) saw me and then tried to run so I yelled OH NO YOU MORB'T and morbed so much they died.

boyfriends deadass get mad when u touch their butt like it's our fault they got the wagon??? no one asked u to be double cheeked up like this. u stupid ass bad ♥♥♥♥♥. thick ass slice of heaven. why u walk in the room n ur ass walks in 5 minutes later

Waow you're cool