Recent reviews by Commissar

Strange horticulture was a cozy game with lovecraftian horror vibes without having to outright try to scare you. I just felt like a plant nerd trying to figure out all the species and it just so happened that I was helping save other's in the process. . . whatever, as long as I can index this rare mushroom that is known to paralyze people on contact. This game is proof you don't need a AAA experience to have a good time. Honestly, one of the only games that I have played to completion, and I also plan on attempting to 100% the achievements. I wholeheartedly recommend this game to anyone who wants a fun little casual game to play.
---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☑ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☑ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☑ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☑ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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Return of the Obra Dinn is a exercise in observation, intuition and investigation, while at first being thrown into the responsibility of establishing the fate of the ship may be a mountainous task. You will soon find yourself sucked into the story, spending all night putting the pieces of the puzzle together. The puzzles are amazingly human and allowed me to use my intuition of society and knowledge of history to actually solve a mystery, which was a dopamine hit like now other. This game was lovely and left me wanting more.

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☑ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☑ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☑ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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Truly a unique experience,

My perspective on immersion in gaming has been forever transformed. I've never been as emotionally invested in a game before, and as a result, it's become challenging to engage with other titles and connect with their stories. The bleakness of Revachol's world defies conventional expectations of a happy setting, but this game manages to capture the essence of the human spirit amidst the despair. It's a gaming experience that I wholeheartedly recommend, one that everyone should delve into.

10/10

I have been playing this game for a while and I still have not beat the game, but every time I jump in that dungeon and go down into the depths of this mountain, a new breath of life is inhaled into the mountain and there is always something new to find.

This is very chill game to casually play if you ask me. If you have no games to play and you are bored booting up some noita is never a bad decision.

My biggest gripe is I have no idea what this mountain is, I have no idea why i'm a wizard trying to enter this mountain. Why is there a whole ass civilization living miles under the mountain. Maybe I have not found lore that explains this our it left to my own imagination and I am just complaining.

Lastly, f*** acid/frozen gasses.

9/10 would noit again

A Charming take on gambling with the added bonus of experiencing a conspiracy of the French throne. Would highly recommend if you enjoy puzzles with an enjoyable story.

*Warning This game is getting review bombed*

This game is a has great potential. A successor to the Wargame series that we have not seen since 2013. We are getting a fresh coat of paint on the core mechanics of we all know and love. It is obvious that their are many things that need to be fleshed out before the release of the game. This should be expected from an Early Access game, but the community can't seem to wrap their head around this idea. I am just glad to be back in the cold war rts world again. Bottom line is, if you are looking to help support the development of WARNO because you believe in these Eugen projects, get the game and give your best criticisms. If you think you are going to complain about how the game is like playing wii games, you can go back to playing airland or red dragon.

Will come back with a better review as time goes on.

Been playing for 2 hours. Very good so far. Will come back with more. Preventing review bombing.

Warhammer: Vermintide 2 colloquially known as 'Rat Game' is a fine take on the Warhammer fantasy realm. Yet again, mankind is on the brink of extinction due to a really bad pest problem. Humans have tried to use rodenticides, but has failed. In fact, they failed so bad the rats took up the poison, and has begun using against humans. After killing a holocaust amount of rats in the first game. The Rat king smartens up, and proclaims an alliance with a bunch of sweaty edgelords of the north, AKA Chaos Lords. It is up to you and your friends (or AI/Bots if you a lonely douche who plays coop games by yourself) fight for your lives in a gritty attempt to take down this unholy alliance. I myself played a 'rough around the edges' Dwarf who cant see ♥♥♥♥ in corn fields and must rely on you team to guide you through. I love this game. Nothing helps suppress my blood thirst like the genocide of filthy rat people. The viscera and giblets also tickle something quite frightening within. I Highly recommend this game, especially if you find one of the following type cast roles entertaining:
High Elf girl who is an elitist and takes all the kills with hippie bow.
Zealous Inquisitor who if you look at from a metaphor perspective is definitely a rascist.
Drunken Dwarf who is only involved because of diversity sake and makes great fodder.
Standard Human Soldier who is probably the only reason the inquisitor hasn't just killed the others yet.
Edge Lord Fire Sorcerer who attempts to be mystical but is always spouting off about her master and how he beat her all the time.

Arma 3 is a game if you dont have enough time already. And you want to waste that precious time you have. 9/10 would do again.