That cat tasted very good. Me likey. 10/10

Why the ♥♥♥♥ does your cat have toppings on it? You trynna munch it tonight?

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not
very
happy
acting
pleased
whenever
prominent
scientists
overmagnify
intellectual
enlightenment

When in trouble or in doubt,
run in circles, scream and shout.

Where's the man could ease a heart
Like a satin gown?
-- Dorothy Parker, "The Satin Dress"

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see Apache gunships playing video games haha! I don't know why video gayms are considered an F16 thing honestly im like really against the aircraft carrier master race and like ill be the one in the middle east leveling cities. We should really play global thermonuclear warfare sometime its a really cool sim game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry me and my two 2-ton carpet bombs will be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture and also AIM-120 high density missiles sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't fly out much haha add me on the Official United States Military radio frequency we should talk more you look really nice and I’d like to try out those miniguns if u kno what I mean xxx

wow such a cool person