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i just farted

Every time I play this game, something changes within me. My muscles grow furiously as my ape teeth turn to wolf. The primordial alpha flow swivels around me as my beastly vein riddled hand grips to my mouse as it slowly breaks to the tension.... Something happens to me. My true colors. The alpha wolf. My eyes go blood shot as my pupils thin and lengthen, the hair grows through my body as my clothes rip off me, revealing my furious wolven dripping ♥♥♥♥. I rein my true colors through Siege, the only color attracting my eye be that of red. The red that covers the walls as I rumble the bullet of my guns through my victims, plastering their skulls to the wall. I am god. War is god. I am war.

Team Fortress 2 is the magnum opus of video games. The exponential amount of times i crit on an innocent Scout with the Natasha that I humbly renamed, "My Iron ♥♥♥" as a Radiohead reference, hence why it's description just states, "Radiohead" is phenomenal. The utter violence that I take out on people in this game as a trauma response to my dead dad has truly been therapeutic. If I could smack the tip of my ♥♥♥♥ against Valve's lips as a thank you message, I absolutely would. I will. This is not an "if." I really could. I really will. As a Washingtonian, I have the access. I have my right, I deserve this. I deserve head from Gabe Newell. I am a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ prophet and you all will learn to perceive me as god. This game has truly plagued my mind with the horrid knowledge that only a god is struck with. ♥♥♥♥ you. I love this game and so will you. Thank you.

i wanna ♥♥♥♥ the ♥♥♥♥ out of that clown

This game is really fun. You can do so much stuff and just always smile. I love playing this game way too much.

This game makes me INCREDIBLY HORNY