Do you like bricks?

I was riding my bike on the public Manhattan streets, when this guy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sucker punched me straight in the gob while i was passing by. When i fell off the bike, he proceeded to kick me 8 times and spit on me while shouting "YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID." I didn't. This guy is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ crazy. He stole my bike too. I miss my bike.

If you hear Megadeth approaching, it's already too late for you. In the sea of LCL you won't find a better patron. (with some questionable ethics) Damn good pirate, even better friend, the name is Pitbull, would recommend.

There's dinosaurs on this island, and they're hungry for our flesh
Let's just hope they never break through the electrified fences


I'm a fat slob with a mouth to fill
Stealin' dino DNA so I can pay the bills
Turning off the power now, I'm raisin' hell
I also played Newman on that show Seinfeld

Where's the goat?

I ripped him apart
I'm breaking through the fence and flipping over cars
I got the munchies, that I have to admit
Pass me the salt, 'cause I'm gonna eat these kids
These tasty little kids
(Hey! Hey! Leave those kids alone.)
What's up, shortay? Your flare looks dope tonight
Let's take it to the club until the morning light
Drinking Hennessy and rolling fatties too
I'm a crazy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, that be the truth
(I'm drunk Ian Malcom, can I dance too?)
You ain't a dino expert, so I'm gonna eat you
Don't try to run away, or I'll have a fit
Eat the lawyer on the toilet as he's taking a ♥♥♥♥

T-rex loose on this island, and he's hungry for our flesh
Because that dumb fat ♥♥♥♥ turned off the electrified fences

These dinos be hungry
These dinos be hungry
They eatin' all the tourists 'cause these dinos be hungry

I'm Samuel Jackson, yeah, I'm starting to bark
At ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥' dinosaurs in this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥' park
We're being hunted by raptors, we can make it if we run
She's a very clever girl, and I am really bummed
These raptors got us cornered, what the hell we do now?
I'm gonna rape these ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, get your monkey asses out

Dinos loose on this island, and they're hungry for our flesh
We can barely stay alive, but we doin' our ♥♥♥♥♥♥' best
These dinos be hungry
These dinos be hungry
They eatin' all the tourists 'cause these dinos be hungry

We're going on a hunt to kill Guerilla shysters
On a ritual to skin some special forces fighters
Rolling hard cause we're armed to the teeth
Can't see me. I'm invisible, dancing to the beat

Knock, knock, get down. And listen to the sound of the Chopper going boom make you drop to the ground
Those guys are worthy prey, think I'll go out and play
Collect all their skulls and prove that I can slay
There's a hole in Jesse Ventura's chest
Don't know, was it a beast or just cardiac arrest?
Mac is blasting, it's a minigun fest. Let's follow his lead and destroy the forest
Oww, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ y'all shot me
You should've let me know you wanna party
I'll blow Mac's head, put Dillon to bed, then I'll polish Billy's skull 'til it's no longer red

'Cause I'm a Predator, Predator
Came from space
Predator, Predator
From an alien race
Predator, Predator
The hunter is the hunted
Predator, Predator

I tried to vent to this dude about my dead grandma and he just kept ripping the guitar really loudly every time I tried to speak and mumbling some ♥♥♥♥ about dave mustaine

this guy resurrected my parents

This guy killed my parents

My little gamer

dude you cannot be revealing my secrets wtf

this guy fakes being a woman to get into sperm banks so he can buy sperm of different men and combine them to make the ultimate man, then proceeds to drink it to unlock his primal urges. please spread awareness

you had me excited

pookie

hehe ^^

no, youre silly

silly american man that plays tf2

Fard part 3: DLC

And finally, you my friend... haven't even thought about buying Spotify Premium!

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds

Second of all, you Razor Chin, you have absolutely no maidens!

HUHH! First of all, your Jordans are completely fake!

dailz

twas quite rude

bozo stupid

swag

swag