bazinga

Just a girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road...
Girl: Please slow down, Im scared.
Guy: No, this is fun...
Girl: It really isnt Please, your scaring me!
Guy: Tell me you love me.
Girl:I love you, I LOVE YOU! Now please.!
Guy: Give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs Guy*
Guy: Take my helmet off & put it on yourself, Its bugging me.
(In the paper the next day)
A motorcycle last morning crashed into a building because of break failure.
Two young teens were on it, but only one survived.
The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that his breaks went out, but didnt want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die...
If you love someone this much put this on your page..

yes

Are we still going to commit tax fraud this Sunday?

i saw you on the jeffrey epstein island

OK, this is going to sound really weird but please don't block me. I'll be honest with you, I like you. Last night, I dreamed of you a lot. That isn't anything weird for me, I've been dreaming of you for a while, but this dream was different. This dream felt incredible. I touched you; we made love. I blew my load inside you. We had children together.

Again this message is probably weird but I have to tell you this, it's the truth. I love you, and I want to be yours. I want a loving family with you. I want to run my tongue down your chest and stomach then lick your most sensitive body parts whilst I hear you beg my name. I want to make love to you over and over, pounding you with my love. I want to release my seed into you and let a new child grow in you. I want to be the father of your child. This isn't some sick joke, this is what I truly feel.

It's OK if you just want to be friends, but please don't block me, I need you in my life. I love you. I love you and I want your babies.