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Unbelievably Boring F**k

Say 7 incredibly boring things
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 11:41pm

Hyperstellar Law Official

Say 7 deranged superstar lines
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 7:39pm

The Opener Of The Eighth Seal

Warn them of the coming end 8 times
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 11:40pm

Literally The Sorriest Cop On Earth

Apologize 10 (!!!) times
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 6:24pm

Biggest Communism Builder

Employ critical theory 9 times
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2021 @ 10:21am

Truly Rabid "Traditionalist"

Say 10 "traditionalist" things
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 12:42pm

The World's Most Laughable Centrist

Defend the political centre 7 times
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2021 @ 12:34am

Baddest Hustler In The Neoliberal Hood

Preach free market for 9 times
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2021 @ 11:47pm

Expert Advanced Remote Viewer

See beyond the veil 6 times
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 6:32pm

Massive Torque Dork

Yack about machines 4 times
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 10:48pm

Il Coppo Del'Arte!

Say 5 Art Cop lines
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2021 @ 11:10pm

The Most Honourable Cop in The Land

Gather 11 honour points
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 4:16pm

Enemy Of The Physical Realm

Bang up 5 inanimate objects
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 6:35pm

The Lawbringer

Say you're the law 7 times
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2021 @ 9:49pm

Baddest Of the Bad Cops

Hit an all time low with Kim
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 9:06am

Goodest Of The Good Cops

Really get Kim to trust you
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2021 @ 9:51pm

Recruit Detective Kim Kitsuragi

Precinct 57's finest
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2021 @ 5:16pm

Recruit Detective Kuuno de Ruyter

Junior officer material
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 11:22am

The Figurines Won't Win Her Back

They do nothing
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 11:01pm

Fairweather t-500 Vitreous Enamel

Suit up. Head to toe.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 11:24pm

Gluten-Free Topping Pie

Next you're cutting out carbs
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2023 @ 10:56pm

Venture into the HARDCORE

Godspeed
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2022 @ 12:41am

True Detective

Finish the game in HARDCORE mode
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 11:30pm

Palerunner

Phase shift for 3 seconds
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 1:24am

Real Musor

Part cop, all hobo
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 8:01pm

Avowed Inframaterialist

Don't call it a book club.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 8:01pm

The Icebreaker

You can still move your face with your fingers.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 8:38am

Networthy Individual

Every day you're husslin'...
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 6:45pm

Committee of la Responsabilité

Someone should do something about this.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 10:27pm

What body?

Solve the case without even inspecting the body.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 11:20am

Medal dispenser

Here, just have one, they're free.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 4:16pm

Hardie's Heroes

Pour one out for social democracy
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2021 @ 2:17pm

Cause a Shitstorm

You brought this on yourself
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 4:10pm

Leopard Mindset

*This* is the kind of animal you want to be
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 9:07am

Wheel of Pleasure and Light

Reconstruct a vision from the past
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 2:52pm

Modus: Mullen

It's black-and-white out there
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 10:08pm

Bother Kim After Hours

He probably won't mind
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 4:11pm

Baddest Brow in Town

Force Kim to reveal his secrets
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 2:46pm

Gurdi-Ball Is Lit

Get your pinball on
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 6:43pm

Get Kim to Wear *The Jacket*

You know which one
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 11:49pm

Spectres of Hope

Glimpse it while you can
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 8:52pm

Old Flame

Surely, it can be killed with fire
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 8:20pm

Looks Like Progress

Spinning its wheels
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 9:00pm

Priceless Facade

Money-smooth streets of gentrification
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 8:57pm

Now For A Difficult Provenance

Restore all of the hidden photos
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 9:00pm