He stole my car, and drove it to my workplace acting like he was me, he began doing funny pranks at the water cooler and sharpened all the pencils down to 1 inch. I got fired.

So I was subpoenaed for playing Multiversus with this guy. They said I was a witness to virtual psychological terrorism against minors. I was just trying to win. If you get paired up with him quit immediately, because you'll likely stomp so hard that you'll get called to court and subsequently convicted for aiding and abetting a cyber criminal.

Yeah, regarding the series of love letters covered in mayo, please stop sending those. Alright.

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I slept with this guy on our first date, dude even paid for cab fare. like how nice is that?

This guy was cool