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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2020 @ 7:02am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2020 @ 6:17am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2020 @ 8:00am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2019 @ 12:37pm

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:14am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2020 @ 1:47am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 2:50pm

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2019 @ 12:03pm

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 4:44am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2019 @ 12:58am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 6:29am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2021 @ 1:39am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2020 @ 1:47am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2020 @ 3:01am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2019 @ 3:30am

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2020 @ 6:18am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2019 @ 4:10pm

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2019 @ 8:11am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2019 @ 12:52pm

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2019 @ 1:53pm

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2020 @ 7:23am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2019 @ 6:48am

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2021 @ 4:34am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2019 @ 1:18am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 11:05am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2021 @ 7:39am

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:57am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2020 @ 8:29am

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2020 @ 8:58am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2020 @ 11:36am

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 9:27am

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2019 @ 6:56am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2021 @ 4:28am

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:20pm

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 7:45am

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 7:40am

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2020 @ 11:29am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2019 @ 4:43am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2019 @ 12:23am

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:39am

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 1:04pm

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2021 @ 1:15am

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 2:55am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2020 @ 6:10am

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:55am

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 3:16am

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2021 @ 3:55am

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 2:21am



Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Pimped!

That really does it.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!