Recent reviews by Totsuka

Can't believe this game's not dead yet, even after 6 years.
It's quite fun actually. I love it.

Not even the amount of nepping neps can say how much I nepping nep this nepping nep.

Ok, seriously, I've been waiting for so long, keeping myself alive with Semechki while having a squatting ovation, I try to be patient, drinking vodka with friends at club of Cheeki Breeki, listening to Bandit Radio, and Cossack dancing while avoiding domesticated bears coming to mock my skills of dance, my babushka is nearing her death, but I know... that one day, she will rise up, and that same day, Slavistan 2: Rise of the Babushka will release, and my babushka will teach me all of the secrets and stories of her slav life. Until that day, I will wait. Until that day, I will play Slavistan 1, when the sequel comes out, Prepare for intense cheeki breeki.

This game is quite fun, really competitive, alot of B rushes and cyka blyats, and steals your money.
10/10 would Rush B cyka blyat and kill mic spamming russians to win expensive ass virtual gun skins and knives again.

P.S. I got VAC'd from this, too good I assume.

It has stood the test of time, could last for a decade more... Could.
Currently, it might just be on the verge of abandonment, but all it takes is a couple, or should I say alot of minor fixes and changes to keep this wonderful game alive for another decade.
Pre-2016? 9/10
Post-2016? Well.. 7.5/10.
It's still fun, but not like it used to be.

DayZ, Minecraft, Co-Op?

I made a statue of Jesus having a threesome with Superman and Pewdiepie attached to my attack chopper.
It took the enemy 4 tanks and 2 choppers 10 minutes just to take me down.
Would make statues of senseless things again -IGNPornHub 420BLAZEIT/10

Well when i played it it wasn't that bad so i recommend it even though its pay to win its still kinda fun its one of the must have
for any MMOFPS fan out there and plus i thought you need to buy weapons with actual money, turns out you them with
IN-GAME money lol so yeah its fun 7/10