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✠You say Justin Bieber, I say Anton Drexler
✠You say Miley Cyrus, I say Martin Bormann
✠You say T-Pain, I say Josef Bürckel
✠You say Flowers, I say Karl Kaufmann
✠You say Pink, I say Joachim Albrecht Leo Eggeling
✠You say Hip Hop, I say Die Fahne Hoch
✠You say Pop, I scream ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!!!
✠You say Hannah Montana, I invade the country of Poland for the glory of the the great ♥Nazi Party♥ and the will of Adolf Hitler !!HEIL!!

92% of teenagers have turned to Hip Hop and Pop. If you are part of the 8% that still ✠WISH TO DIE 🔫FIGHTING🔫 ON DISTANT LANDS FOR THE ETERNAL GLORY OF THE ✙ARYAN RACE✙ THE FIREY🔥 JUSTICE OF THE ONE TRUE💯 FÜHRER AND THE WILL OF OUR HIGHER UPS, ♥copy and paste this message to another 5✙ profiles. DON'T♥ LET♥ THE♥ SPIRIT OF THE ✡HOLOCAUST✡ DIE!

I am 13. Just my grandpa and I are staying down at his shack at the moment. I've been sleeping with no clothes on for the passed few nights because it feels better and my grandpa doesn't come into my room much, so he wouldn't know. But this morning I accidentally slept in so grandpa came in to wake me up. I had morning wood (an erection in the morning that is caused in your sleep) and I had kicked the covers off during the night so I was laying there naked, with a hard-on (how embaressing!!). Grandpa quickly went out of the room and we weren't talking because it was awkward. Then later on today I was wanking off in the bathroom (which doesn't have a lock) when I thought my grandpa was outside. He walked in just as I was ejaculating and groaning with orgasm. One day doesn't get much more embaressing than that!! How unlucky. My grandpa and I haven't talked for seven hours now. What should I say to him?

MORPHEUS DRINKING A 40 IN THE DEATH BASKET