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rich lucas is my best friend, he fixes my scatboar, wednesday , in his mancave( ̶s̶h̶e̶g̶ shed 0)


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here is a list of ̶p̶o̶s̶a̶t̶a̶ postal 2 quotes that yo u can repeatedly say in discord and game chat



The Postal Dude:
Only my weapon understands me.

The Postal Guy:
Buttsauce!

The Postal Dude:
You probably thought you weren't goin' to die today? Surprise!

The Postal Dude:
Guns don't kill you, I kill you!

The Postal Dude:
I know what you're thinking, but the funny thing is, I don't even LIKE videogames...

The Postal Dude:
Here I was, just enjoying my Second Amendment rights, and you people have to freak out on me!

The Postal Dude:
The gene pool is stagnant and I am the minister of chlorine.

The Postal Dude:
Hey I'm just trying to exercise my second-amendment rights here ya f***in' Communist!

The Postal Dude:
You probably think I'm not a nice person...

The Postal Dude:
Please don't think I'm a bigot, I kill races equally...

The gene pool is stagnant and I am the minister of chlorine.

The Postal Dude:
I suppose it would have been more politically correct to kill the women and the minorities first.














now arent those funny! be sure to say them more than once to make them extra hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!