Recent reviews by Спарта

"If you like demon-coladas, and getting caught in a storm,
If you're not into bro-guts, If you have half a gut,
If you like killing ♥♥♥♥ at midnight, in the dunes of the waste,
I'm the Ranger that you've hunted for, attack me, and die."

(my remake of Escape)

I mean, seriously, get this game, it's the best horror survival game in like forever. Even Dead Island isn't as good. Also, make sure to go with the hooker after the part the cart ride. She has a nice suprise for you. Very niiiiicccccceeeee........

To anyone that likes parkour games, I recommend Refunct. It is really fun and I love every aspect of it. You can speedrun through everything or take it slow and enjoy the peacefulness of the atmosphere. It doesnt make you work for the acheivements but I had fun aquiring them. I know this game is dirt cheap, but it is amazing.

15/10

I reccomend Terraria to any one who thinks that an openworld game is the best type of game. You're not locked to an objective, and there are lots of cool bosses to fight. At this point I have 16 hours on Terraria, and I love it so far. I rate Terraria ten out of ten

I tried Arma III when there was the "play free for a week, and I sucked at it. Its fun. And very complicated
People seem to like pro and con reveiws, so here we go.

Pros:
-Lots of weapons
-storyline(ish)
-VEHICLES!
-operations
-lots of people on one server
-fun adventures

Cons:
-impossible to memorize controls
-hard to get onto servers
Thats it for the cons!?

9/10

Tried to get weapons... Used the starter gear for 3 hours strait, then finally got a pistol that rekt. Wouldnt really say its the best game... But its really fun once you get to the 3 hour mark.

Pros:
-Lots of guns
-doesnt glitch
-good maps
-faction base(ish)
-several good class types
-VEHICLES!

Cons:
-Takes forever to get guns
-maps have long distances that you cant cover on foot without getting run over or sniped. (thats it for the cons)

9/10(ish)

In under 1 hour I had built my 1 by 1 hut and 5 minutes after I finished randomdickhead attacked me with a rock. Crushed him with my own rock. 10/10 would crush his head again

only one hour in did I realize there was zombies XD

When you crush those damned communists under your boot, the crunch of their damn bones; this game provides that feeling.