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Wisdom is not truth; Truth is not beauty; Beauty is not love;
Love is not music; Music is the best." -- Frank Zappa
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And the next time you consider complaining that running Lucid Emacs
19.05 via NFS from a remote Linux machine in Paraguay doesn't seem to
get the background colors right, you'll know who to thank.
-- Matt Welsh
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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
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The clearest way into the Universe is through a forest wilderness.
-- John Muir
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Chuck Norris can jump-start a car using jumper cables attached to his nipples.
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The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
-- Lucille S. Harper
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When it is not necessary to make a decision, it is necessary not to
make a decision.
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