Análises recentes de kiarababy ♡

the worst game i've ever played. look, i love the story and actual game but it crashes so much i might as well stare at the windows error screen than play this game. whoever developed this game, i hope you get demoted and you go bankrupt because you don't deserve the money they paid you to code this game or whatever. i hope they only paid you 50 cents cause that's the limit to what you deserve. it's not optimized for good pc's or laptops. if you have a laptop from the 17th century, then good for you but if you have a pretty decent setup then just bug off cause you will crash every hour.

my issues in bullet points:
- crashes every 1-2 hours
- when i enter the game i have to do something to access the right side of my screen and bottom side cause for some reason, my cursor has a barrier like wtf
- bugged out game, my glider would lag out at some times when i'm doing quests and would crash into the water like there's a barrier when there isn't
- my audio disconnects and i can't reconnect it without restarting the game (i finished quests without audio sometimes cause it's too pissing off to restart)

pls fix these issues cause it's literally ur ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ job u kuks

amazing game but now i'm hyper paranoid in real life. honestly, for the price it's bloody amazing and is super fun with friends. there is some replay value but tbh i don't replay it much unless there's a new map or i get the balls to attempt nightmare mode. jump scares get annoying but as i said before, super fun with friends. love the fact that you can use the mic in game to hear your friend ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ their pants from across the map.

tldr: fun with friends, funny to ♥♥♥♥ your pants

since it's early access, there's not much to do after you reach "the end" but it's a chill game to play with friends or solo. i personally like to play with my friends so i can abandon them on an island by accident though. i wish there were more furniture pieces or more decor options but so far, it's great and worth the money.

also, i hate the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ shark. everything else is chill.

i practice and still bottom frag

if only i had this much money in real life

a mix of terraria and stardew valley. great game but screw the larvae. i hate those enemies. takes rlly long to level up your skills but apart from that i really like this game. super chill. love to play with friends. no bug issues so far. highly recommend esp if this is the early access. can't wait for the future updates.

cute game but i just spent 2 hours petting different cats. waste of time in the best way. such a cute and therapeutic game. very unrealistic tho bc my cat would demand treats on top of her food. i love this game so far, can't wait for the full release.

deleted my last review of me being mad at blender. turns out i am just very stupid and impatient. fortunately, i have been able to make a bakery now, with shrek of course and i feel fulfilled since i have the newfound skills to possibly make a h3ntai game. will be using this app for all the wrong reasons. i wish i had more patience because now my keyboard and mouse are broken from how much blender has made me rage. im now a changed woman though and i dont rage as much. it's not worth yelling at shrek through my screen, i know he's out of my league. anyways, back to making 3d models of me and shrek holding hands and doing frisky things.

my funniest moments i have from this game is from how buggy it is. good story line so far from what i've played even though i've seen gameplays before but the amount of times my character gets stuck in the walls or edges of the map has me screaming "STEPBRO" so loud that altair is as confused as i am.

keep in mind that it's an old game so it will run on your pc/laptop but it's so buggy to the point where you have to restart some missions or go back to previous save points from ages ago. that part is frustrating as hell bc i really am enjoying this game but it's annoying when the game kills you from a leap of faith that's supposed to save you. i also get confused with what i'm supposed to do sometimes because there are no proper objectives and i'm a dumbass who skips so much of what i'm supposed to be doing, only realized this halfway through skipping a whole city. having no saves is probably my biggest complaint but i know it's an old game so i kinda knew what i was getting into.

still a good game and i love the assassin's creed franchise but holy crap it's buggy. for the nostalgia, it's nice.

downloaded it for funsies but ended up getting kinda addicted to it. it's an idle game so you earn stuff even when you're offline. the girls are cute but really annoying sometimes when they talk. no idea what the elle girl is saying, ever. they're also gold diggers asking for a book that's like 300K in game dollars. why would i buy this annoying ass girl who calls it "fappy bird" instead of "flappy bird" a drink that's like 750K in game dollars?
overall, okay game but no sexual ♥♥♥♥ if that's what you're here for. very soft p0rn type beat so i'm probs gonna stop playing. nice game to pass time if you're a weeb or a perv or genuinely have nothing else in your life to do. 5/5 but i feel dead inside for playing this. really good for a free game if you like idle games.