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Recent reviews by Ayre (Jolly)

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16.0 hrs on record (3.0 hrs at review time)
It's like tf2 and Battlefield had baby....
Posted 26 June, 2015.
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19.8 hrs on record (12.8 hrs at review time)
Want a sandbox that allows you to murderize every manmade structure? Buy this game, oh, and see the giant bridge? you can destroy that, I know I did.
Posted 19 December, 2014.
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57.1 hrs on record (27.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Buy this game, whatever it's cost, buy it, it's so worth it
Posted 18 December, 2014.
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2.3 hrs on record (2.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Today I finished I am Bread, all 4 levels, I'm exited for the other 4, dear dev's, don't release new levels as DLC, DON'T
Posted 17 December, 2014.
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4.3 hrs on record (2.6 hrs at review time)
Sunday Morning, my alarm was yelling at me, but I didn't care, I got my gear and had my average cereal, the phone rang, I went over to pick it up, "you ready for today?" said the voice on the other line, "yeah I'm outside" I responded, I quickly finished of everything else and headed for the door, sure enough the van pulled up, I jumped in the back, I sat down facing my best friend and old college roommate. It must have been about a 50 minute drive, I was feeling nervous, all four of us pilled out, I went up to scout the place from the inside, everyone else stayed behind. When I walked in, I was met with a security guard, he seemed to be daydreaming, I went over to the canteen area, no sign of any guards, perfect, I pulled out my mask and got out my trusty five-seven, "everyone down on the ground!" I yelled, the guard from earlier came over, I shot him, all my colleges flooded through the doors taking civilians left and right, I ran upstairs to find the manager, when I got up, more guards, good thing I had body armour, of course I shot them, I felt terrible, these guards probably have young children. I met my colleges back downstairs, I had the thermite already so we could get drilling, we rushed back across the main room, there had to be at least 20 cops at the entrance, worst thing was that they all shot in syncronization, We all went down, Chains, Wolf, Hoxton and me.
7.5/10
Posted 29 November, 2014.
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2,601.7 hrs on record (2,258.5 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
played it for a bit, it's okay
Posted 4 October, 2014. Last edited 12 October, 2018.
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34.0 hrs on record (16.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
What could be better? A copy of Ride To Hell: Retrobution

Pros
Graphics
provides Ideas of what to do in a zombie apocalipse

Cons
The glitchiest game on steam
No Fast Travel
You will ALWAYS Die, and then it takes 7 years to respawn and then when you do, your eliminated by a zombie version of Goku or you're shot to ♥♥♥♥
A game glamorized by youtubers and then it ♥♥♥♥♥ in your face
character customization give you nothing
eats $30 of your profit
People Kill you because they're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Impossible to find ♥♥♥♥

Dayz fans: Nobody cares if you want to rip my throught out, so don't bother

Any Normal Human Being: DO NOT CLICK ADD TO CART

I appologise... ...for bad Grammar
Posted 11 September, 2014. Last edited 18 December, 2014.
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1,468.0 hrs on record (1,455.1 hrs at review time)
This game defined my early years of pc gaming, this was the only game that could run on the laptop I had back then, to say that this game changed my life would be an understatement, I made friends here, which is why it's so sad seeing what happened to this game

We tried telling valve about this game's rampant bot crisis but they never did anything, now it's worse than ever.

Sign the petition https://save.tf/
Posted 15 November, 2011. Last edited 3 June.
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