Recent reviews by Keyboard Slam

first of all, i would like to say that i ONLY tried this because
1. all of the people in this discord server play it for some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ reason and talk NONSTOP about it like it's the second coming of gaming, gambling and horse racing
2. my friends say it featured horse racing
now let me make one thing very, VERY clear before we even go further into this mess:
for those who do not know me, i am among top 5 most rich gamblers in the world, i won ALL of my money gambling and im very fond of horse racing. i did NOT get here being lucky or sitting around waiting for my favorite horses to win, it's my passion, i live for the odds, the bets, and my gambling addiction, gambling is not only a "hobby", it's a lifestyle, it's a calling, it's a sacred bond between man and risk. it runs in my blood, it fuels my spirit, it's all part of the gambling life. my goal is to be richer than player 456 squid game one more game red light and im a professional at it. if there's money on the table, i'm there. if there's a bet to be placed, i'm already two steps ahead.

since once again, i am VERY fond of gambling, i thought "perfect..... horse racing... the bets.... m about to have the time of my life"

the first thing i realise when i play the game is that this game does NOT feature horse racing and they lied to me, it doesnt even ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ feature horses, it's just women with hair shaped like ears running around who dont even try to look like horses, and you can't even gamble i literally cannot comprehend why my friends enjoy this so much, it's literally the most boring game humanity has ever seen, that’s how far we’ve fallen. we are doomed. they wasted the full potential of the game. they had EVERYTHING lined up. horses. races. odds. gambling. addicts like me who live for this stuff. and instead i get presented this low-budget slice-of-life idle running sim masquerading as a gacha game with anime visuals and random people dancing

i was FULLY expecting to place bets, see odds, feel the adrenaline, go in debt, but absolutely nothing. instead, im stuck watching these stupid ass idiots run in circles in what seems like a low budget anime game that somehow missed the memo about ACTUALLY being fun

i got scammed, and i didnt even spend a cent on this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stupid game, i guess it's all on me for putting too many expectatives in this stupid ass game, it's time i find a game that actually understands the thrill of horse racing and MOST importantly, gambling
REAL GAMBLING
not "ughr,,,, it's time to roll 30000000 times and get a ssr" gambling.
i mean real, life-ruining, bank-draining gambling with stakes.

until then... i remain... disappointed.

this game is so good it gives you an orgasm
literally no bad things about it

payday 2 if it was good