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Arthur Haste-ings

Take Phlash as Arthur
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2018 @ 7:54pm

A Bit of The Old Ultraviolence

Kill 100 NPCs in a single playthrough
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2018 @ 2:38pm

Shocking Biology

Kill a guy named Ryan Andrews
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2018 @ 6:17pm

That Kind Of Game

Retrieve the credentials from the club
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2018 @ 1:12pm

The Slaughterer's Apprentice

Finish all of the butcher's apprentice quests
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2018 @ 8:25am

Mother of All Victories

Complete "Band of Brothers" encounter
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2018 @ 8:37am

The Great Lubricator

Deliver the cod liver oil
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2018 @ 11:48am

Not In Kansas Any More

Cross into the Village for the first time
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2018 @ 9:04am

Archipelagist

Set foot on every island
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2018 @ 3:05pm

The Importance of Not Being Seen

Finish Mystery House without being spotted once
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2018 @ 2:42pm

Cat Burglar

In Thomasina House - Collect all fake cats
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2018 @ 4:40pm

Gimme Shelter

Unlock all of Arthur's shelters
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2018 @ 3:40pm

I Got Better

Contract and cure the plague
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2018 @ 1:13pm

Baby You're a Rich Man

Gain £1000 from looting/bartering across playthroughs
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2018 @ 12:00pm

Snug as a Bug on a Drug

Take the Joy at the very beginning of the game
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2018 @ 7:57pm

Employee of the month

Read all newspaper articles as Arthur, and redact only the uncomfortable ones
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2018 @ 8:00pm

Enjoy the View

Correctly sabotage Clive Birtwhistle's redactor work
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2018 @ 5:14pm

Downer

Complete Arthur's intro
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2018 @ 4:28pm

The Arthur Hastings

Finish Arthur's playthrough
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2018 @ 1:49pm

Hot on her Heels

Find all notes related to Prudence
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2018 @ 3:42pm

Resistance is Futile

Talk to Johnny Bolton from the Secret Radio Room
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2018 @ 7:31am

Breaking Blackberry

Complete Sally intro
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2018 @ 2:00pm

The Wyrd Sisters

Complete the Crones encounter
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2018 @ 8:57am

The Toxic Ex

Complete speaking with Verloc at the Joy Factory
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2018 @ 9:26am

The Sally Boyle

Finish Sally's playthrough
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2018 @ 11:12am

Gotta Catch Them All!

Catch 40 butterflies with Sally's butterfly net
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2018 @ 11:02am

Sugar Daddy

Inject yourself with glucose 10 times
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2018 @ 3:10pm

Bon Voyage

Complete Ollie's intro
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2018 @ 11:29am

Miss Byng is Indisposed

Complete "No Place Like Home" encounter
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2018 @ 2:41pm

Get the Float Out of Here

Complete "The Jack-o-Bean Club" encounter.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2018 @ 2:22pm

A Heavy Burden

Spread the Message
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2018 @ 3:56pm

The Ollie Starkey

Finish Ollie's playthrough
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2018 @ 4:00pm

Metal Guru

Kill 8 Robots in the Intro
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2019 @ 8:21am

Queen Faraday

Complete Act 2
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2019 @ 9:14pm

Deprogrammed

Complete Act 3
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2019 @ 9:29pm

A Smashing Adventure

Complete the DLC
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2019 @ 9:42pm

Poor Viv

Complete Act 1
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2019 @ 8:35pm

#1 on the Charts

Lifetime Achievement Award
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2019 @ 3:48pm

One Day in the Life

Survived Day 1
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2019 @ 3:05pm

B-Side

Survived Day 2
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2019 @ 3:27pm

Golden Idol

Vibe all Nick statues
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2019 @ 4:27pm

Liner Notes

Pick Up All Lore Items
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2019 @ 3:33pm

Mind Blower

Blow the minds of 15 people after a Charged Facemelt
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2019 @ 4:14pm

Love Me Don't

Serenade 30 people
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2019 @ 3:20pm

Great Vibrations

Parry 30 attacks with the Vibe
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2019 @ 8:17pm

The Hits Just Keep On Coming

Hit 3 NPCs with the same Gold Record
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2019 @ 4:07pm

The Full Nicky

Pole Dance Naked
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2019 @ 4:07pm

A Bright, Shiny Medal

Do Your Duty
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2019 @ 9:37pm

Factory Finish

Restore Order at Haworth Labs
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2019 @ 7:49pm

Tap Out

Shut Off Joy Supply to Waterworks
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2019 @ 8:50pm

Alley Catch

Find Loot in Alleyway
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2019 @ 8:10pm

Canal Retentive

Find Loot in Canal
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2019 @ 8:03pm

Push Over

Knock Down 40 NPCs With Whip Shove Combo
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2019 @ 9:26pm



Our Prudent Friend

Listen to all the phone calls in the phoneboxes

The Saint

Complete the entire game without directly murdering anyone

Don't You Have Somewhere Else To Be?

Survive 50 days

Now I Can Die Happy

Die while overdosing on Joy

Remember, Remember

Find all collectibles

You Do Know Jack

Collect all Uncle Jack Shows

I Love the Smell of Chloroform in the Mornin

Knock out 50 NPCs with the Atomizer

Lighten Up

Use 25 lightning rods, playing as Ollie

Shouldn't These Be Red?

Destroy 50 Explosive Barrels

Headmaster

Get 100 Eye Shots

Well-Read

Pick Up All Lore Items

Local Hero

Save all the Villagers

Helter Smelter

Push 7 Robots Into the Smelter

Bibliophile

Collect All Lore Notes

Self-Actualized

Unlock All Upgrades

Down the Tubes

Zap 20 Different TVs with Dart Gun

All Natural

Finish DLC With No Upgrades