Recent reviews by Lilkevin

I’ve never closed my cousin’s legs faster than when my friend said “let’s play SCUM,” because I know once I log in, I won’t leave until I’m naked, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in a bush, eating human flesh, and fighting with a machete over a rotten potato. This game taught me how to defecate, piss with pride, and count calories better than any nutritionist. There are no rules here: yesterday I sold my teammate for an empty box of ammo and a pack of nails. SCUM isn’t a game, it’s a traumatic experience, like if The Sims had unprotected sex with DayZ and dumped the baby behind a Walmart. I played over 10 hours straight, questioning my morals, sanity, and sexuality... and honestly, it’s the most emotionally stable I’ve felt in years.

seria mejor si en vez de huir de los monstruos pudieras tener sexo con ellos

9/10 por ahora cuando metan la sex update le doy el punto que falta

si tienen la oportunidad de comprar este juego, desaprovechenla.

Lo compré, y después de 40 minutos intentando configurarlo bien, lo reembolsé. Está tan mal optimizado que ni con mi 4060 ti el juego funciona lmao

I only bought the game to play Zombies.

I want to open the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game and have my interface be from Black Ops 6, I don't want the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Warzone menu and then enter the Black Ops 6 interface..

I feel like I literally bought a Cold War DLC, but mixed with Warzone, I'm so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tired that even the zombies now look like Warzone gameplay

I feel like the Zombies interface has been completely lost, it doesn't seem like the typical atmosphere that has always given that feeling.

The daily quest menu feels like it takes up a lot of space and clutters my vision, as does so much ♥♥♥♥ in that menu. The HUD when you are inside and playing is so unnecessary to have so much information and so much garbage, now they also tell you what you have to do to make a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ easter egg, come on man, what the ♥♥♥♥

I only bought the game to get my 10 hours a day into zombie mode, and now I feel like I bought a Warzone game, I'm not a competitive player, I don't give a ♥♥♥♥ about PvP, I just want to enjoy my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ zombie, everything is 90% Warzone 9% information 1% zombie



EDIT: Incredibly I realize that I have 0 hours played, dude, I'm not even running ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Black Ops 6 what the hell is this???

POR FAVOR NO ABRAN EL JUEGO, HACE 6 HORAS QUE SOSTENGO UNA ERECCIÓN POR CULPA DE EL EXPERIMENTO 0 Y NO LA PUEDO BAJAR CON NADA, ME ESTA DOLIENDO MUCHO

GRAN JUEGO

Descuarticé al bandido que mato a mi Palmón, con un cuchillo que él mismo me ayudó a craftear.

10/10

Con más de 1000 horas en el juego puedo decir que es un juego muy inclusivo, porque siempre te emparejan con retrasados mentales y gente que no puede conectar 2 neuronas.

No les recomiendo el juego, es una verga. Yo lo juego porque me gustan las vergas.

Jamás he tenido sexo en mi vida, pero este juego me hace experimentar la sensación del sexo que jamás tendré. 10/10..

este juego es una reverenda pija y a mi me encantan las pijas