let's form a winning partnership, add me up

always carries the team

let's unite for victory

immortal player

+rep pretty good player <3

Is jerking off in the middle of a tournament considered cheating??

I was having a wank sesh (as you do) recently and I had a thought, post nut clarity makes everyone sensible, but for me it can make me like even smarter than normal. So I was wondering, would jorking it (and by it I mean my peanits), right before making a crucial move in an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ chess tournament for the intelligence boost be considered cheating?? Plus it would stun my opponent if they were suddenly covered in my hot sticky semen, so they might make a bad move accidentally.

What does the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Chess rules say about jorkling one off in the middle of a chess tournament?