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Nine Inch Fails 30 Jan @ 11:01pm 
Coffee, decaf, hot tea, and hot chocolate
Those are the hot drinks that you serve, so get set
Hot cups come in two sizes
Small and large are filled as the need arises
Coffee’s holding time is 30 minutes, that’s how long
It can stay there before it starts to taste too strong
Hot hot (blows gently) , careful when you pour it
Hold it steady upon the counter, let it sit
Pour it in until the coffee reaches the line
Pop a top on it, gets a lid every time
Wendy’s coffee tastes so fine!
HOT DRINKS REALLY GET YOU GOIN'
WARMS YOU UP WHEN YOU FEEL YOU'RE SLOWIN'
WENDY'S, WE ALWAYS SERVE IT RIGHT AWAY
ADD A :) SMILE :) AND "HAVE A NICE DAAAAY"~
Nine Inch Fails 20 Jan @ 6:42pm 
McDonald's will make you fat
They serve Big Macs
They serve Quarter-Pounders
They will put pounds on you
McDonald's hamburgers are the worst
They are worse than Burger King
A Big Mac has twenty-six grams of fat
A Quarter-Pounder has twenty-eight grams of fat
Rock 'n' Roll McDonald's
Rock 'n' Roll McDonald's
Rock 'n' Roll McDonald's
Rock 'n' Roll McDonald's
Nine Inch Fails 19 Aug, 2022 @ 3:20pm 
A man takes a cable jack from a suitcase and puts it in his eye, and you think that of me? No, I am the one who jacks!
Nine Inch Fails 19 Jun, 2022 @ 5:18pm 
don't make me eat you like scooby snacks, imma roll you like a zigzag and smoke you like a hootie mac
Nine Inch Fails 24 Apr, 2022 @ 7:48pm 
IMMA PUMP YOOOOUUUU!! WITH THIS CLIP BABY!! SHOVE THE ENTIRE CLIP IN YO B*TCHASS
Nine Inch Fails 24 Apr, 2022 @ 7:44pm 
HOW THE ♥♥♥♥ DID YO EVEN GET MY NUMBUH
Nine Inch Fails 18 Apr, 2022 @ 10:21pm 
meet me somewhere my whole family in the police force
Nine Inch Fails 18 Apr, 2022 @ 9:22pm 
put your clip in your glock and meet me somewhere
Nine Inch Fails 12 Mar, 2022 @ 9:18pm 
The name's Andrei Ulmeyda . I am the man with the plan . People will come to me for salvation.

I have a hunch that something's gonna happen.
Take this Stacy concert goin' on right here, something very bad is gonna happen here.
You know the kinda people that come to these Stacy concerts, these dudes have got energy to spare. We're talkin' guys who beat off FOUR TIMES A DAY ! This is an epicenter of energy, man!!

But this Stacy they love, she's an, she's an ILLUSION ! But in the new age, there's no foolin' them, no sir, they won't be fooled by ILLUSIONS anymore!

Oh, OH MY GOD!
I'm comin', I'M COMIN'!! WHAAAHOOO, WOOO!

SEE, I TOLD YA, THIS IS REAL!
Nine Inch Fails 8 Mar, 2022 @ 11:58pm 
Shawty wanna fūck
Shawty likes it ruff & she's got a big oily būtt
A big round wet McMuffin
Shawty's got sęжūal techniques & a big round oily būtt
Goosebumps on her bōōtycheeks
I wanna bust a nut
She's lookin gud, she's got a lotta class
Big hoop earrings & a big round āss
I crack a stupid joke but it still makes her giggle
I'm one step closer 2 seein dat bōōty jiggle
Seein dat bōōty bounce up & down & around
Vigorously shakin & makin dat clappin sound
She's shakin dat bōōty & drippin with sweat
Coconut bōōty oil makes her big būtt wet
She's super bad so I'm lookin for sum trouble
Bōōty lookin like a big round wet bubble
Bby got back, bby got a big round būtt I wanna smack
Bby got oil drippin down her bōōty crack
I'm hungry 4 dat bōōty bby, gimme a snack
I pour a cold glass of water on her big round būtt
It makes her get da goosebumps so I can bust a nut
Nine Inch Fails 4 Mar, 2022 @ 2:18pm 
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ankimo 5 Feb, 2016 @ 10:27am 
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Ahri Bot 26 Dec, 2015 @ 9:42pm 
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greuben ♥ 💕 8 Aug, 2012 @ 7:06am