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shirogoma 25 May @ 2:53pm 
my hand is sore from jerking that thang asunder!!!!!!!!!!
shirogoma 19 Dec, 2023 @ 8:40am 
You are,
My fire
The one,
Desire
Believe,
When I say:
"I want it that way."
Ore wa gundam da 27 Jul, 2023 @ 2:50am 
Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a heartache
Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a mistake
Tell me why
I never wanna hear you say
I want it that way
metrosexual fruitcake 6 Jul, 2023 @ 6:02am 
yeeshable
shirogoma 5 Jul, 2023 @ 1:05pm 
pinatayo mo ang aking hotdog bbg:steamthis:
metrosexual fruitcake 2 Jan, 2023 @ 6:46am 
ikea man :mhwgood:
shirogoma 31 Dec, 2022 @ 6:56am 
Ako✊ 😤 si Walter🥺 Hartwell😩 White😫😭 . Ako 👊 🙏 ay💯 nakatira 🔥 sa 308 Negra😳 Arroyo👀 Lane🚲 , Albuquerque🤔 . Bagong🤯 🔥 Mexico🥳 , 87104🤓 . Sa✊ lahat🤜 ng👊 💯 mga🍆 alagad 💯 ng batas🚓 💯 , hindi😎 po ito pag-amin🤯 ng kasalanan😱 🔥 . Nakikipag-usap😳 ako 🥵 sa pamilya👊 ⭐ ko ngayon💯 . Skyler,😋 ⭐ ikaw🫵 ang mahal😍 💯 ko sa aking buhay🤡 . Sana😵 alam💩 💯 mo ito🤐 . Walter junior,🤓 🤯 ikaw🫵 ⭐ ang aking malaking🍆 🥚 🥛 tao🏃‍♂️ . Meron🥱 kayong🏳️‍🌈 mga😳 bagay🙀 🔥 💯 na malalaman😱 💯 tungkol🤔 sa akin🤨 sa mga susunod🤓 😳 na araw👊 . Gusto🤖 😔 ko🤬 lang😮‍💨 ipaalam😩 ⭐ sa inyo🏳️‍🌈 🤓 na🏃‍♂️ anuman 😋 ang🥺 magmukha🧐 ako🧒 ⭐ , kayo lang🔥 ang aking🤨 nasa puso🥰 🥵 . Paalam🥺
V.V.K. 5 Oct, 2020 @ 4:56pm 
They were muttering something, and at a first mention, one would think it a prank. "Breadfood" they said. The personnel around the base shunned them from this. But those poor souls were definitely tormented right from the start, when they encountered the said lifeform. To be honest, I don't know what will come after this.

For Last night I woke up in cold sweat. I could hear something scratching the other side of my door. I went near the source of the sound and to my surprise, a clear concise word popped off in my ear. With an eerie voice, it whispered "Breadfood".
V.V.K. 3 Oct, 2020 @ 3:55am 
Some of the soldiers were horridly disgusted by the sight, and caused some to flee in terror while hiding massive boners in their trousers. Special Class Lieutenant Yuudachi Ken further led the investigation, and proceeded to extract the unknown sentient substance from its source, and proceeded to put it in a military grade jar for later research purposes. When the group returned, almost half of them were clearly traumatized and was crying their balls out.

V.V.K. 3 Oct, 2020 @ 3:55am 
Greetings, due to the scarce information given to us by the higher ups, we are only allowed to disclose the absolute bare minimum. (although you will be surprised on just how rich that bare minimum is.) According to the alpha team's recent excursion in Mt. Peepee, codenamed "Operation: Poopoo", they managed to encounter a new source of carbon based matter and was actually speculated to be sentient.

V.V.K. 3 Oct, 2020 @ 3:25am 
B R E A D F O O D
【Niкто】 3 Oct, 2020 @ 12:36am 
You wear a mask for so long, you forget who you were beneath it.
【Niкто】 3 Oct, 2020 @ 12:36am 
What, is this not fun any more? Have I failed to entertain you? You see, thing is, up there, you thought you had a chance. Waaaay, up in the fu ck ing skies, you thought you had your finger on the pu ss y trigger. But hermano, down here... down here? You hit the ground.
【Niкто】 3 Oct, 2020 @ 12:36am 
I want cheeseburger, p u s s y... And a cigarette.
【Niкто】 3 Oct, 2020 @ 12:35am 
You are angry Kenshin. You, are angry. I get that. I get it. I mean without family who the fu ck are we? There was a time I would do anything for my sister, I mean the first time I ever killed was for my sister. Not enough for her, no no no no no please. You see the thing about our loved ones, right, our FU C KI NG loved ones, they come and they BLINDSIDE you every fu c king time. So they say to me, they say Kylee, Kylee who the F U CK is it going to be? THEM or ME, ME or THEM?
【Niкто】 3 Oct, 2020 @ 12:35am 
What, you want to run? Huh? You want to run, you want to disrespect me? You want to fu ck with me? I mean, you come here, with your... with your pretty-boy face, right, and your pretty-boy phone, your dimwit brother, and you want to fu ck with me. *You want to fu ck with me.* I like that - no, I *respect* that. I'm gonna give you thirty seconds, and if the jungle doesn't eat you up alive, *I will.*
【Niкто】 3 Oct, 2020 @ 12:35am 
Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact... same fu cking thing... over and over again expecting... sh i t to change... That. Is. Crazy. The first time somebody told me that, I dunno, I thought they were bul l s hit ting me, so, I shot him. The thing is... He was right. And then I started seeing, everywhere I looked, everywhere I looked all these fu ck ing pricks, everywhere I looked, doing the exact same fu c ki ng thing... over and over and over and over again thinking 'this time is gonna be different' no, no, no please... This time is gonna be different, I'm sorry, I don't like... The way...
takeshi 22 May, 2020 @ 3:56am 
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sync 2 Dec, 2017 @ 3:10am 
Hi Ken <3
takeshi 12 Nov, 2017 @ 12:11am 
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sann 10 Nov, 2017 @ 7:45am 
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sann 14 Aug, 2017 @ 5:41am 
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sann 13 Aug, 2017 @ 6:59am 
hanzo
Vezhard 13 Jul, 2017 @ 1:37am 
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Oakley 7 Jul, 2017 @ 9:02pm 
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stands for "Friends U Can Keep" so promise me, you'll ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. me 4ever!! Send this to 5 people, and see who ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.'s you back!!
takeshi 28 Jun, 2017 @ 11:35pm 
<3
Eff Advantage 28 Jun, 2017 @ 10:24pm 
I hope you die tbh :^^^^^^^^^)
sann 27 Jun, 2017 @ 3:36am 
Gravity, or gravitation, is a natural phenomenon by which all things with mass are brought toward (or gravitate toward) one another, including planets, stars and galaxies. Since energy and mass are equivalent, all forms of energy, including light, also cause gravitation and are under the influence of it. On Earth, gravity gives weight to physical objects and causes the ocean tides. The gravitational attraction of the original gaseous matter present in the Universe caused it to begin coalescing, forming stars – and the stars to group together into galaxies – so gravity is responsible for many of the large scale structures in the Universe. Gravity has an infinite range, although its effects become increasingly weaker on farther objects
sann 27 Jun, 2017 @ 3:35am 
Time is the indefinite continued progress of existence and events that occur in apparently irreversible succession from the past through the present to the future.[1][2][3] Time is a component quantity of various measurements used to sequence events, to compare the duration of events or the intervals between them, and to quantify rates of change of quantities in material reality or in the conscious experience.[4][5][6][7] Time is often referred to as the fourth dimension, along with the three spatial dimensions.[8]
sann 27 Jun, 2017 @ 3:32am 
The Big Bang theory is the prevailing cosmological model for the universe[1] from the earliest known periods through its subsequent large-scale evolution.[2][3][4] The model describes how the universe expanded from a very high density and high temperature state,[5][6] and offers a comprehensive explanation for a broad range of phenomena, including the abundance of light elements, the cosmic microwave background, large scale structure and Hubble's Law.[7] If the known laws of physics are extrapolated to the highest density regime, the result is a singularity which is typically associated with the Big Bang. Detailed measurements of the expansion rate of the universe place this moment at approximately 13.8 billion years ago, which is thus considered the age of the universe.[8] After the initial expansion, the universe cooled sufficiently to allow the formation of subatomic particles, and later simple atoms.
sann 27 Jun, 2017 @ 3:30am 
The atmosphere is the mixture of gas molecules and other materials surrounding the earth. It is made mostly of the gases nitrogen (78%), and oxygen (21%). Argon gas and water (in the form of vapor, droplets and ice crystals) are the next most common things. There are also small amounts of other gases, plus many small solid particles, like dust, soot and ashes, pollen, and salt from the oceans.
The composition of the atmosphere varies, depending on your location, the weather, and many other things. There may be more water in the air after a rainstorm, or near the ocean. Volcanoes can put large amounts of dust particles high into the atmosphere. Pollution can add different gases or dust and soot.
The atmosphere is densest (thickest) at the bottom, near the Earth. It gradually thins out as you go higher and higher up. There is no sharp break between the atmosphere and space.
sann 27 Jun, 2017 @ 3:29am 
That one time i bought the cowhead brand of chocolate milk i went to an isle where they sell tea of the banaba, so towards the end i brought a deodorant for me dad and well, the thing was i saw this plush of a turtle saying 'O press me!', it wqs weord and thought the feminazis testing children to otherwise unknowingly dooppression with no clue to support their claims so malevolently i used the cash to buy all the ♥♥♥♥ i brought and went to the chinese fast food and bought and ate some chow fan rice bowl thing, it was ok until i realized it was september and i should go shower because i left the microwave with popcorn inside unopened so i assumed that polymer airplanes werent a thing thus proving the NSA does not read messages proving also Santa is a weaboo
sann 27 Jun, 2017 @ 3:28am 
Jamie Moyer (born November 17, 1962) is an American professional left handed baseball pitcher who is currently a free agent. At the time of his last game to date (in June 2010), he was the oldest player in the major leagues and had the most wins, losses, and strikeouts of any active Major League pitcher. He has been likened to Phil Niekro.[1][2][3]
Moyer has pitched for the Chicago Cubs, Texas Rangers, St. Louis Cardinals, Baltimore Orioles, Boston Red Sox, Seattle Mariners and Philadelphia Phillies. He made the All-Star team in 2003, while with the Mariners. Moyer has won numerous awards for philanthropy and community service, including the 2003 Roberto Clemente Award, the 2003 Lou Gehrig Memorial Award, the 2003 Hutch Award and the 2004 Branch Rickey Award. Moyer is one of only 29 players in baseball history to date to have appeared in Major League games in four decades.
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takeshi 29 Jul, 2016 @ 8:26am 
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sann 3 Jul, 2016 @ 11:49pm 
I didn't want it to come this far but this needs to be addressed. Miracles, prime minister of Malaysia and former tf2 player has been cyber bullying me for about 3 years now. It all started in 1.6 when he called me a "♥♥♥♥♥". It soon escalated to the brim. He would force me to cam up on tiny chat or else he would "do things". He calls me a noon almost everyday. I've never had the courage to come out and say it but the miracles you all know and love is a CYBER BULLY.
takeshi 18 Jun, 2016 @ 2:18am 
wow
sparkee 17 May, 2016 @ 6:31am 
+rep for the +rep by liking 2hu