ey bud, its your canadian uncle form alberta!

<3 super cool dude and great commander

+rep Has given me his life savings in order for me to escape the Mexican Cartel. I love him so much, instead of being enslaved by Juan Carlos of Mexico, I get to live with him as his forever boywife now. He has be held with him now. Now, instead of being hooked on sniffing coke all day like I was in Mexico, he has me being in panties. I got taken from the tropical place just to be seen as more exotic.

-rep rubbed me the right way

oh god

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)