Postęp osiągnięć użytkownika Kenneth w POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Odblokowano: 15 lutego 2014 o 19:21

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Odblokowano: 15 lutego 2014 o 18:36

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Odblokowano: 16 marca 2016 o 0:15

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Odblokowano: 20 marca 2016 o 2:29

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Odblokowano: 15 lutego 2014 o 19:14

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Odblokowano: 15 lutego 2014 o 19:04

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Odblokowano: 16 marca 2016 o 1:37

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Odblokowano: 16 marca 2016 o 4:06

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Odblokowano: 17 marca 2016 o 2:40

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Odblokowano: 17 marca 2016 o 4:28

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Odblokowano: 25 lutego 2020 o 22:14

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Odblokowano: 16 marca 2016 o 0:21

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Odblokowano: 17 marca 2016 o 3:07

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Odblokowano: 16 marca 2016 o 2:09

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Odblokowano: 16 marca 2016 o 3:31

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Odblokowano: 20 marca 2016 o 2:24

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Odblokowano: 20 marca 2016 o 2:58

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Odblokowano: 18 marca 2016 o 2:39

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Odblokowano: 20 marca 2016 o 3:08

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Odblokowano: 15 lutego 2014 o 18:08

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Odblokowano: 16 marca 2016 o 3:45

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Odblokowano: 17 marca 2016 o 5:00

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Odblokowano: 17 marca 2016 o 2:35

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Odblokowano: 17 marca 2016 o 4:14

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Odblokowano: 15 marca 2016 o 23:56

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Odblokowano: 20 marca 2016 o 1:16

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Odblokowano: 6 stycznia 2023 o 1:27

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Odblokowano: 16 marca 2016 o 2:37

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Odblokowano: 18 marca 2016 o 2:34

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Odblokowano: 25 lutego 2020 o 21:58

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Odblokowano: 15 lutego 2014 o 18:24

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Odblokowano: 15 lutego 2014 o 19:10

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Odblokowano: 25 lutego 2020 o 22:01

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Odblokowano: 15 lutego 2014 o 18:42

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Odblokowano: 15 lutego 2014 o 18:52

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Odblokowano: 15 lutego 2014 o 18:23

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Odblokowano: 20 marca 2016 o 3:01

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Odblokowano: 16 marca 2016 o 4:24

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Odblokowano: 20 marca 2016 o 1:28

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Odblokowano: 17 marca 2016 o 2:14

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Odblokowano: 22 maja 2018 o 22:22

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Odblokowano: 20 marca 2016 o 2:56

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Odblokowano: 20 marca 2016 o 1:45

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Odblokowano: 20 marca 2016 o 1:26

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Odblokowano: 24 maja 2022 o 23:32

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Odblokowano: 18 marca 2016 o 2:04

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Odblokowano: 22 listopada 2022 o 5:30

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

7 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

25 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

1 / 10

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

29 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

16 / 20

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30