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WARNING!!!!!
This monkey is known for itchy hands
Please remember to lubricate your balls so the monkey will have an easier time scratching them.

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GONG XI ♥♥♥♥ CAI 😩‼ ITS THE YEAR OF THE 🐓♥♥♥♥🐓You know what that means you qipao SLUTS 👘👀 Its time to show AHGONG👲🏻👲🏻👴🏻👴🏻 your PHATTEST oranges 🍊🍊🍊😜😜😜 And get some THICCC HONGBAOS ㊗💰🈵‼Get your love letters 💕💕 ready for some of your 大哥's BIG 肉干 🍖🥓🥓🍗 and text your closest COCKcubines 📱📱💃💃 to come visiting 🏡💦🏡💦🏡💦
Send this to 8⃣8⃣ of your most SUPERSTITIOUS SLUTS 💰💰🙊🙊 and get a ♥♥♥♥ LION DANCE 🐲🐲💃💃 this CNY‼‼‼
If you get 0⃣-3⃣ of these back, you won't get to enjoy any of that 大肉干 If you get 4⃣-7⃣ of these back your 年年有 👉👌🍆🍆💦😩💦😩 If you get more than 8⃣ back your flat chinese ass 😶😶😶will be screaming HUAT AH tonight ♨♨🈵🈵‼

Hello, it's me... I've been wondering after all these years if you would like to meet...

Great Cousin!