Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier and welcome to Five Nights at Freddy's, an indie horror game that you guys suggested, in mass, and I saw that Yamimash played it and he said it was really really good... So I'm very eager to see what is up. And that is a terrifying animatronic bear! "Family pizzeria looking for security guard to work the nightshift." Oh...12 a.m. The first night. If I didn't wanna stay the first night, why would I stay any more than... five... Why I stay any more than two- hello? Okay...

Criminal... Criminal... Criminal... Criminal... Criminal... Criminal... Criminal... Criminal... Criminal... Criminal...

-rep SKILLED AT SUCKING MY ♥♥♥♥ BUT BAD AT GAME

Criminal... Criminal... Criminal... Criminal... Criminal... Criminal... Criminal... Criminal... Criminal... Criminal...

this dude is one of the best bisexual pro players on the scene rn +rep

one of the best mexican players in the industry today! +rep

This and a blunt #mood

I am a 9 year old death grips fan.

Ever since I passed grade 3 I wanted to find a hardcore nihilist band to appeal to my edgy side. I am now transition into a black person and I am getting my first tattoo next tuesday to be like ride. i do sit ups every morning and pray to my copy of The Powers That B that I will ride like ride one day.

[Verse 1: Playboi Carti]
We ain't gotta ball, D. Rose, huh
I don't give a ♥♥♥♥ 'bout none', huh
Beamin' like ♥♥♥♥ my lungs, huh
Just might call my lawyer, huh
Plug gon' set me up, huh (Yeah)
Bih', don't set me up (Okay)
I'm with Tyler, yuh (Slime)
He ride like the car, huh
And she wicked, huh, yuh
Like Woah Vicky, huh, yeah (Like Woah Vicky)
Oh, my God, hold up, um
Diamonds not Tiffany, huh, yeah (Woah, woah)
So in love
So in love

n!ggas close to od'ing on ketamine

So i readed ur boonk and i thoughted tnayt is very gud. Howevee, the drawings were nott the bested. my mommy and thge postman keep crying iun her room, so i resd ur booke when they r playing. thanks for staying epic -- SNS

The edginess of a fedora folded 6 million times

Clap kannas cheeks 4 me

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-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

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triggered

key word "Registered"

have my babies?

Just doing this for the badge

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+rep (legit trader)

Get rust ye nubblet