hello

But I'm... not being spammed? And neither are you?

It's COOL to delete spam!
Don't post this on the wall of any friends 'cause then you're spamming which isn't COOL.
If you delete this comment, that's okay as it's almost spam itself. You don't need my help.

:O

I fell down a hole once and by the time I got out, a copy pasta had landed on my profile page .

Nein nein nein nein nein!
Doch!
Ooooh.