Bird Jesus
Laura   Netherlands
 
 
invented new hybrid dubstep: ArmageddonStep
Streetfight record: 7 fights no losses, mix of MA and Shotokan/CQC gun fighting
Summa ♥♥♥ Laude from prestigious college with plans for masters
Chris/Kodo from Evangelion 3.0 based on me.

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im on the cell phone
holdin my ♥♥♥♥ bone
im just tryna phone rome
caesar gonna get some

they call me lil man lil ♥♥♥♥ itty bitty meat stick
my vienna sausage dumb soft
i cant even nut quick

these rhymes go hard though
like hot piss, cold snow
you aint even know
my ♥♥♥♥ cant get hard tho

you viagra ass hoes
poppin pills to get by while
im slapping at my ♥♥♥♥ and im wondering why
my ♥♥♥♥ dont work
my ♥♥♥♥ dont work
my ♥♥♥♥ dont work
my ♥♥♥♥ dont work
my ♥♥♥♥ dont work
my ♥♥♥♥ dont work
my ♥♥♥♥ dont work
my ♥♥♥♥ dont work
my ♥♥♥♥ dont work
my ♥♥♥♥ dont work
my ♥♥♥♥ dont work
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Apebrain 5 Aug, 2024 @ 11:18am 
true and factual
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Apebrain 7 Mar, 2024 @ 12:34pm 
maybe the country will get a livable wage then
Apebrain 15 Feb, 2024 @ 10:10am 
must be cause ur dutch
Apebrain 12 Sep, 2023 @ 11:02am 
why are you gay tho
Swirly 11 Oct, 2022 @ 3:15pm 
hey bae jesus