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Welp... that's some dark stuff going in here. Preeeetty dark stuff. Ugh.
I love this game's soundtrack and graphic. I love Klara's voice, appearance and movement. I love the tension and sudden noises which caused faster heartbeat.
I love the story even though it's so sad and depressing.
But I do feel like this game is so damn short it's simply cannot be accepted. We need a sequel, a good long sequel with [spoiler!] Klara ruling the world along with Belladonna.
I'm not a real fan of lesbian love but well, things like that happen and it comes to the point if we accept it or not. I don't mind but hey - Klara is so pretty and Belladonna just looks... old (and a lil bit like Cruella De'mon (coincidence?)). But I guess everyone needs some love in this dark, cold place.
Still don't know what do I feel after playing. Maybe a lil bit of disgust (chopping the head of a corpse then carrying it around the house, why not?)
God bless Klara's voice actress.

Overall, I approve. Even though I'm a little tired of this "dead comes back to life" and "evil scientist" cliches.

This review will contain major spoilers about the game. If you are wondering if to buy this game, don't read any further - I'm just telling you it is worth it.

[SPOILERS ALERT]
Holy moly. I mean COME ON, REALLY?! I just finished the game and I am a puddle of mixed feelings right now. Don't get me wrong, I suspected Ami from the very beginning but goshdarnit, I got to love Shou so hard! You can clearly see it is a Japanese game, if it was American, it would have an American ending as well (with love, kisses in the rain etc.)

The story is really interesting and I have a feeling like it would make a pretty decent anime (or is it done already...?). It's not very intuitive though, at my first go I have no idea what to do and how to recover my whole body. The more you play, the more clear it gets but still - you need to finish almost the same sequence four times to actually see what really happened (thanks God for the skip button).

As for the people:
- Ami - damn, how much she annoyed me from the very beginning. I thought she was just an ordinary 'dumb-anime-bestfriend' type but as the story continued I began to see that she's just a crazy bi*ch. I'm not afraid to tell that. F*ck that wh*re.
- Tooru - it was pretty obvious that he's just another rich kid with ego larger than his godd.amn yacht. Even though I did good ending with him, I didn't really want to because hey - he literally tells you your face makes him sick and then expects you'll forget about it right away. Get your sh*t together, man.
- Shou - the real snake in the grass. God, I loved good ending with him! I was like ERMAHGERD ITZ ZO KAWAII and I shipped them like crazy. It really seemed like he cares for her and loves her the same way she does. But Evil ending with him... It pis.sed me off so much! Right after I died he goes for another girl. Same thing with the True ending. Shou, you son of a bi*ch! I hope that wave took your eenie-beenie as well!
- Sui - heroine of this game keeps telling him how annoying he is but, honestly, he's the best :D That guy literally rocks. I loved him from the beginning till the end and it's the only character that didn't betray me, so... Maybe I'll go for the Marin x Sui fandom instead :D

Do I recommend this game?
Yeah. If you like visual novels with 'not-so-obvious' storyline which is going to break your heart, stomp on it, burry it and unburry just to set in on fire, feel free to play it.
No but seriously. I really enjoyed the experience of playing it. I just forgot about the world-old rule: "Trust no one if you've lost your memory". Go f*ck yourself, Shou. You're still hot, tho.

Welp... Yea. I finished this game in about an hour. Now I have to rethink my life.
So, aside from many "What the heck am I doing with my life?" during the gameplay, I noticed some things - and it weren't boobs only. First of all, this is a game about lesbian's love making and let's all be honest about that. The storyline, the dialogues, characters, backgrounds - did those even matter? Nah. You are Azure, you are cool as a teen, you have a father (that no one gives a flying duck after all, Azure included) and of course you are the one to be special, so special, that you become a king of Mars. Yup, a king. GENDER EQUALITY. But honestly I didn't expect much more than that. Just look at the reviews. Why is it recommended by most of guys? Because lesbians. And a sex scene which is basically most action-paced scene from the whole game. This is absolutely how life looks like, huh? You find a ring, the ring belongs to a hot girl, she proposes to you and both of you move to Mars to live a happy life and have children. No? Well screw you guys. I am the Queen of Mars now.

...or even the King. Whatever. Did you see that flying mech Sienna gives you at the very end? Dayum, I'd be a reptilian for this thing.

Also, teaches how to make love between two girls. Believe it or not, it may be pretty useful in the future.
10/10 would bang again

Chyba już dojrzałam na tyle, żeby się na taką recenzję pokusić. Popróbowałam trybów, zaprzęgłam kompanów do roboty, pocharkałam kwasem na Bogu ducha winnych graczy, powkurzałam się, a nawet uśmiałam. Czas na ostateczne starcie, czyli na podsumowanie, co ja tak naprawdę na temat tej gry sądzę.
Left 4 Dead to dzieło, które ustanowiło swego rodzaju poprzeczkę dla innych gier typu: "Infekcja, promieniowanie, apokalipsa, bij umarlaki", dlatego kiedy usłyszałam o tworzeniu "dwójki", naszły mnie wątpliwości. Pierwsza odsłona mnie zafascynowała i wsiąknęłam w jej dość gęsty klimat. Co więc mogło zostać wprowadzone w jej kontynuacji, ażeby nie była tylko skokiem na kasę innych zombiemaniaków? (nic nie poradzę, mnie zombie kręcą w każdej postaci... chociaż może nie; w charakterze życiowego partnera wolę kogoś, kto doceni mój mózg nie jako posiłek)
Otóż:
- nowi bohaterowie (Ellis <3 - nic nie poradzę, jest po prostu słodki)
- nowe mapy
- nowe kampanie i tryby
- nowe specjalne nieumarlaki
- nowe metody walki z przestępczością nieumarlakizmem (defibrylator, żółć Boomera czy adrenalina)
- możliwość odrąbywania głów siekierą albo nawet i gitarą (poczuj potęgę rocka!) !!!
... oraz zapewne wiele rozwiązań technicznych, na których się po prostu nie znam i przyznaję się bez bicia.
Left 4 Dead 2 nie traci nic z fantastycznego klimatu swojej poprzedniczki, a wręcz ją usprawnia i daje jeszcze więcej frajdy! Od premiery minęło trochę (dużo...) czasu, ale myślę, że był on potrzebny, żeby w grę zagrać, poznać ją, poczuć i jeszcze wydalić, aby uzyskać trochę obiektywizmu. Jako wielka fanka zombie cieszę się bardzo, że ekipa Steama postanowiła tę grę udostępnić za darmo. Dzięki temu mogłam Left 4 Dead 2 zasysnąć i mimo swojego początkowego sceptycyzmu pokochać.

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